Q&A MY CHARACTERS GRAND OPENING!

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Lynch2SCARF: And our narrator for today is... CONIFER AND STAR-BUT- MOSTLY-STAR!

Star:  Okay you fags and bitches of all kinds! Come forth to my unfanthom- unfnthim-what-y'know what? I don't think I can say anything good today. So prepare yourselves on a series of me cursing and being offending.

Conifer: Can we buy candies after this? I wanna' have sweets.

Star: Sure bro. We can buy you you're diabetes later. Uh...okay. well fucking come to our grand opening of...what is this?

Conifer: Bro-bro, is'nt that Q&A?

Star: Is it? Oh, whatever, i'll say it my way. Throw this retard paper away. So, as readed, Lynch is opening a Q&A session. Because she is in need of friends.

Conifer: Please don't swear in the face of public-

Star: The public can go fuck themselves, Conifer. The Q&A is open. And as Lynch want, please comment more. Honestly I don't want you shitfaces to. Ask any types of questions~ don't. I swear, if any of you useless humans even think about asking any types of shits on me, i'll find you all and eat you up.

Conifer: Uh...do I have any say on this?

Star: You just said something. Conifer, get out of this place.

Conifer: Wait no way am I leaving yo-

....please wait for a moment....

Star: Don't give me any questions. Or you are all retards. Oh, wait. Question these hell fucks! First, Marlyn because I honestly hate him. Secondly, Conifer because he needs a real friend. And, Lynch because she is #forevertrash #uneededscum and #Iwanna'die. And don't remember, I really just hate you guys. Lynch loves you, I will never. Okay i'm out. And i'm warning y'all, DON'T QUESTION ANY OF OUR PAST. All of us are kind of sensitive about it.

Lynch2SCARF: Hey wait! Where the hell are you going Star!?

Star: Away and near.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 27, 2018 ⏰

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