Username : glitter

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( helooooo!!! So I was going to post this after 'safe with you' was over because I thought It would lighten the mood. If you haven't read 'safe with you' - it's really dark and sad. So.. I thought I would Write something more lighthearted. However, I just had too much fun writing this so I simply HAD to post it now!!!
Basically, this is like one massive group chat where the strictly gang talk and stuff. Tbh - this all started because I thought it would be funny to create them all usernames.
So let me know which username was your favourite - and which character was your favourite by commenting xx
Please vote and comment - It's appreciated xx
Enjoy xxx)

PashaDoble created group 'glitter'

PashaDoble: helllooooooo!!!!!
Bcole: bonjour
GrimsbyGlitterBall: you couldn't think of a more creative username??
Bcole: at least I've won an actual GlitterBall
PlantsAreFood: woah Brendan. Chill.
KatWalk: who's PlantsAreFood?
PlantsAreFood: Karen. It's pretty accurate.
SimonFucksFood: I think mine is most accurate.
NelleDeJanus: ffs I'm concerned about that.
MrSelfie: yeah, Like wtf Simon?
PlantsAreFood: It's understandable to me
GrimsbyGlitterBall: ummm... Karen, sweetie..?
PlantsAreFood: jk jk jk jk

LilMissSunshine came online.

OtiBoo: Chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
LilMissSunshine: Otiiiiii!!!
LilMissSunshine: So what have I missed?
BalletBussell: Simon and Karen are planning on fucking a steak.
NelleDeJauns: wow Darcey you're bloody straight to the point.
BalletBussell: :)
LilMissSunshine: do I want to know..?
SimonFucksFood: my username.
PlantsAreFood: and mine.
LilMissSunshine: ummm...
LilMissSunshine: Simon that's a... unique... username..
SimonFucksFood: thank you very much ms. Hewitt :)))))))))
PlantsAreFood: for Gods sake Simon, it's making everyone uncomfortable

SimonFucksFood changed his username to 'SimonLovesFood'

SimonLovesFood: better?
Bcole: much better, mate
Kangaroo: since when do you say 'mate?'
Bcole: since I bloody met you, Natalie!!!!!! >:(
OtiBoo: well someone needs a chill pill
Kangaroo: why did you call me, Nat?
Kangaroo: I'm Dianne    -_-
Legs: because he thinks I'm you.
Kangaroo: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Legs: he's a bit stupid.
Bcole: you're not even on the the show, anymore!!
PleaseRememberMe: what the hell is goin' on with you Brendan?
DragonDowden: idk tbh - he's like that all the time
MiamiMinnieMouse: who's PleaseRememberMe?
PleaseRememberMe: Anya :D
PleaseRememberMe: hii Janetttteeee :)
MiamiMinnieMouse: oh hii Anya!!!!! Miss youu!! Why is that your username??
PleaseRememberMe: I always think people forgot me so..
Davooood: sorry, who are you?
PleaseRememberMe: #storyofmylife
NadiyaTheBych: wow partner how nice of you...
PashaDoble: she was a pro in 2013
PashaDoble: and my dance partner ;)
MrSelfie: why the wink face?
MrSelfie: are you two getting it on?
Countdownqueen: he's my boyfriend - he better not be.
PashaDoble: don't worry bb <333333333
CountdownQueen: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Davooood: sorry, Anya x
PleaseRememberMe: np x
DragonDowden: I still think Anya and Pasha should get it on ;)
NadiyaTheBych: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
PashaDoble: ain't happening - never in one million years.
PleaseRememberMe: gee thanks
PashaDoble: no offence An xx ya know I love you - But Rachel is my queen <3
CountdownQueen: and you're my King ;)
OtiBoo: oh get a room lol

PashaDoble went offline
CountdownQueen went offline

KatWalk: why'd they leave?
BalletBussell: they took Oti's advice and Got a room to go and fuck.
NelleDeJauns: holllyyy fukkk Darcey - you're a bloomin savage.

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