Potato love

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Once upon a time, there was a handsome man named Gurtrude. All the girls at school loved him, but he loved none of them. One day, the cafeteria was serving, Potatoes. Gurtrude got his tray and got his lunch and sat at his table. As Gurtrude was about to eat the potato he noticed something about it, it was beautiful. After lunch he went to his dorm room,(yes i know i said school before but now its college.) put the potato on his bed and pulled out a ring. "Potato, will you marry me?" Gurtrude asked the potato. But then the unexpected happened, the potato spoke back. "No." it said. This startled Gurtrude but he spoke back, " but why I love you!?!?" then the potato said, "You don't love me you love the idea of me." then the potato hopped out of Gurtrude's room, and Gurtrude was sad and died alone.
                  THE END!

I hope you guys injoyed reading this as much as I injoyed writing this.

Anyways,

Heather~chan out!

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