Don't Play With Me[bxb]

Chapter 1

Tsuna^^^^

"Vol-ley-ball. Vol-ley-ball. Vol-ley-ball. Vol-ley-ball. Vol-"

"I swear to god, Tsuna. YOU SAY VOLLEYBALL ONE MORE TIME!"

"Mouuuuu, but Kris~~~~~~I'm sooo excited. Aren't you?"

He snorts in denial, but I know he's as hyped as I am. Hiding beneath that manly facade of sweat and muscles is a high school girl squealing with joy at the moment.

Kris^^^^

Rolling his eyes, he tucks a strand of his dark raven hair behind his ears.

"Whatever. And you don't even know if we're gonna make the team or not!"

"Speak for yourself, hotshot. I will personally castrate anyone, and I mean anyone, who stands in the way of me and my net!" My eyes narrow dangerously, causing Kris to snort in what I believe was disbelief. Jerk.

"Stop. You look like a chihuahua who found out that hamburgers aren't made from beef."

"Whatever, you're just jealous that I'm cute."

"Alright, you sexy beast."

"Damn straight!"

I rush ahead, eager to start tryouts. IM SO EXCITED. IM SO EXCCIITTEEDDD. MAN, AM I EXCITEEDDD!!!!!!!!

"Hey sexy beast," a few heads turned Kris' way in confusion.

"What?"

"You're going the wrong way," he gestures towards the other side of the hallway.

My cheeks flushed pink. "I-I knew that."

Huffing, I turn around to go the other way, but a firm chest completed with an obvious six pack stopped me right in my tracks.

And before I knew it, the personification of Adonis himself, in all his glory, surrounded my sights. Jet black hair, loose piercing, and a natural smirk. Wooh! Mama's gonna get him some of that.

"Sorry,"Adonis grins, "didn't see you there."

Oh no he didn't.

Boy did not just make a short person joke. Boy better get his shit together. Because boy's gonna get his ass whooped.

Kris mutters a prayer in the corner. "May god have mercy on this poor man's soul."

Hell hath no fury like a short boy mocked.