Skin

Love-Hate

Alex walks around so straight so stupidly awkward. It's not composed, almost like he's walking with an actual rod up his ass. He looks so stupid when he walks. And every time he opens his mouth makes me want to rip his tongue out. But I don't want to damage those perfectly straight teeth. Jesus Christ is he an idiot. He's got caught smoking in the bathroom 3 times. You'd think a guy would learn. Every time he talks to any girl he studders. Actually, any time he talks to anyone remotely attractive. He thinks he's bi because his ex was bi. They still fuck. She cheated on him but told him it wasn't going to work out. I bet the sex is great. But Jesus fuck I bet he makes you food after. I wish I could see past his stupidly idiotic habits and see past it. but seriously, he only smokes weed because again, his ex did it. I bet he'll start acid too because she did it. I guess all guys are useless to the power of DDD tits. I mean, I am. But fuck he'll do anything that stupid 8th grader says. Sometimes you can see the leash she has on him. Then again, she's a very popular dog walker if you know what I mean. 

But Alex the stupid dog is the most perfect idiot in my life I've ever seen. I stalk him when he walks home. I say that because I do. He lives near 5 other people who go to school 2 of which I know so it doesn't look weird when I walk with them. I know which door he goes in and when average time. I know how he walks at what times and where he sits at lunch and where his mom goes to work. I know he lives in a small ghetto house with his older sister and his younger brother. His dad died in a drunk driving accident a few years ago. His sister works at the cafe right by the school and his mom cleans houses and works in a part time office job getting 60 year old off on the phone. She's also a nympho. She went to our high school and apparently fucked half the population. She had to go to sex addicts agronomist. His sister is apparently some jocks kid named "James" He sounds like a cunt. His brother is her current boyfriends kid. He was born a few months ago. His mom still has that ugly baby fat. Maybe she stacked it up from all of her kids. With a life like his I thought he couldn't afford to be such an idiot like he is. But the world is full of surprises. 

I've had a few conversations with this walking goat sex machine. He thought bb-8 was a type of space ship in star wars. I mean what a cunt. He brought a bi sexual flag to wear your passions day. Don't rub it in everyone's face.

But his body is incomparable. He looks like Chris Evans and Evan peters had a kid together. He has that strong jawline and those sharp eyes. He has a round-square shaped face and very tall. And he looks like he could lift a bus without breaking a sweat. Sounds like a guy you wanna marry right? His stupidity would drive any woman or man for his "preferences" to drive a knife through his eye. But not me. If I could kill him id give him poison. A woman's weapon I know but, it causes the least amount of damage to his perfect skin and face. I promise I'm normal but. Damn. 

I wish his brain just switched with Tommy Chris. He is tall and skinny. Sharp as a tack. If his brain was in that body. I would want those babies. The only issue is, there isn't a man with brains and a bod. Maybe I should just try girls. I mean. Their manipulative and pretty. Masters of all trades indeed. I think lesbians should take over the world. Just my opinion.