Patama Quotes
#1 "ang malalanding baBae parang nakabukas na gripo ,hndi sila titigil hangGat dimO pinapatay"
#2 "oh , you're dating my ex
i thought the 5 second rule was only for food"
#3 "ang mga malalanding lalaki , mahiliG sa sale , gusto kasi nila BUY 1 TAKE 1 "
#4 "ang maarte ,mapili . Ang malandi ,walang pinipili. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE"
#5 "ang lakas ng loOb mOng mangloko , yung mukha mO naman pang multo"
Love Quotes
#1 "makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mO , pero hndi ka makakapili ng taoNg uupo sa taBi mo diba? Ganyan din ang love ,makakapili ka ng mamahalin mO pero, hndi ka makakapili ng magmamahal sayo"
#2 "stop pretending it doesn't hurt ! SoMetimes its better to release the pain to feEl better"
#3 "kung pipili ka ng taoNg dapat ingatan , piliin mO yung taoNg kahit ilang beses mo ng nasaktan , ikaw parin ang bAbalikan"
#4 "love is heartless for people who are hopeless"
#5 " stay with the perSon who madE nO proMises but willing to make you happy and your being valued like nO other"
Funny Quotes
#1 "Naospital yung pamangkin, kasi buntis (dinugo). Pumuntang
emergency...
VICE: Nurse tulong!
NURSE: Ano pong nangyayari? Manganganak?
VICE: Ay hinde. Ipapatira ko pa lang. Dinudugo na nga diba. Syempre
manganganak na!"#2 "Sa Opisina...
VICE: Pasok mo nga dito yung mga papeles ko.
ASSISTANT: Sa loob po?
VICE: Hinde sa labas, ipasok nga diba.Pwede bang ipasok sa labas.
Sige subukang mong ipasok doon sa labas!"#3 "TEACHER: Juan, give me a sentence.
JUAN: Ma'am is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Please translate in tagalog.
JUAN: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?"#4 "Sa Jollibee...
BUSINESSMAN: Excuse me, may wi-fi ba kayo dito?
PNOY: Naku sir ala po! But you can try our apple-fi or mango-fi sir!"#5 "Isang babae sa gilid ng rooftop...
PULIS: Miss huwag! May solusyon ang lahat ng problema!
BABAE: Huwag kang makialam! Di ako maka-SEND!"-------------------------
DONE :)

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Patama, Love and Funny Quotes (COMPLETED)
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