Once apon a time there was a titan, his name was pig. He was really fat and annoying.
One night, when he was pooping, he heard a noise from the backyard. He went out the the backyard, still pooping, and so a big pig pooped in his face and then he turned around and threw all his poop at the pigs stomach. Then the pig melted and died. Then the titan killed his family.
The End MUthaFuCkers