I woke up today to my sisters screaming at 5:30. They also woke up my mom who told us school was two hours late, so I went to Mcdonalds for breakfast. There I ordered a cheap meal, as their slogan says, because I only had $4. (McDonalds: because you only have four dollars) In the line I met a lady. There was nothing unusual except she was wearing a name tag saying jfnufkrjgjrnfirj and she puked right next to me. Normally, pukes are weird, but this one was even weirder. She puked a rainbow. I asked her how that was possible and she said it was possible because she was a zombie. I did not believe her because she was in a crowded room with a bunch of people with brains and she was ordering a cheeseburger.
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The zombie in Mcdonalds
HumorI met a random person who told me a secret. I do not believe her.