"Name something you would want to do if your parents weren't around" said Candy. Potato Dave was at Tomas's house with his brother. Tomas had two sisters and they were all playing a board game. Potato Dave couldn't think of a funny answer. But then he remembered something he had learned about. "I would watch an X-rated movie!" Candy's eyes widened. "DAVE, you can't say that! That's like saying a bad word!" "It's just a joke," Potato Dave said, "I wouldn't actually do that." "You still shouldn't say stuff like that, it's really bad." Potato Dave didn't understand why Candy was acting so offended. He didn't really know what an X-rated movie was. Just that they were worse than R-rated movies. Maybe they had like people killing each other or something horrible like that in them. "I mean it's not as bad as saying stupid and you said stupid earlier today." Candy glared back at him. "It's way worse than saying stupid!" Potato Dave gave up. "Whatever, I won't say it." Everyone returned to playing the game.
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Adventures of Potato Dave
AcakPotato Dave explores the world, meeting new people, discovering exciting things, and learning important lessons.
