The One Year Only Question

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QOTY:

ya like jazz??

AOTY:

I do not enjoy the music dubbed; "jazz". It is quite lame. I really have a passion for hating this music named jazz. I dislike it. Mainly because it involves the saxaphone. I am terrible at the saxaphone. It makes me very angry when I play the saxaphone in the Guitar Hero DLC for the Wii-U. Because I am very bad. ‎It hurts my feelings when I do not succeed at Guitar Hero's saxaphone DLC. I really enjoy not playing the 40-dollar saxaphone DLC with the Guitar Hero drumset. I could not afford the Keytar Herpes saxaphone from eBay for an extra twenty-cents. In case you haven't noticed, I really do not enjoy Drumkit Saviour. Nor do I enjoy myself a bit of jazz music from time-to-time. Or at any time ever. Because jazz is a disgusting sport made for people who have no life.

- harrison cakeman

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 17, 2018 ⏰

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