Adventures in the Insane: A Pokemon Story

Idiots- Idiots Everywhere

In the last part, Kristen had been grounded and her Pokemon waited three months to inform her that Sam couldn't actually ground her. 

Vaporeon

     Kris. What are we waiting for?

    After hollering out my window- knowing Sam had gotten my message through a cosmic delivery service I was privileged to use because of a deal I had made with Frank the Observer- I slunk to the floor and sat staring at the old trodden carpet of my living room. Overwhelming my mind was a series of terrible ideas mostly involving Charles, Team X, and something about a turnip not having a nose. In an attempt to ignore the obsessive olfactory system of a turnip that couldn't possibly exist, I settled on one of the grander plans formulating amid the chaos. 

     "I have an idea," I admitted cautiously.

Vaporeon

     No one here is judging you.

Pidgeot

     But if you could explain how you arrived at your idea...

Vaporeon

     -It might put our minds at ease. 

     For a second, I forgot that there was no one else in my head. Not that I typically acted like a schizophrenic. I had no idea how to explain my jump from being peeved at Sam for tricking me to thwarting Team X's plans for (seemingly) world domination. The look on my face was not winning me any votes of confidence. 

Mew

     How about we start a bit more simply: Hi. How are you?

     I was game. "A bit flustered. Thanks for asking."

Mew

     Oh, that's too bad. What has you flustered?

    "An old friend changed his ways and now works for an organization with nefarious intents," I shrugged, giving Mew my full attention. "That's on top of the fact that another friend tricked me, but I'm primarily concerned with the first because it might ultimately help me with my revenge on the second."

Vaporeon

     You want to take down Team X?

Charizard

     To spite Sam?

     "That's just a bonus," I grinned. "No, I want to take down Team X for the purpose of getting rid of yet another criminal organization that wants to dominate the world."

Pidgeot

     How noble.

Mew

     Even in my infinite wisdom, I am not seeing how taking down Team X leads to any sort of revenge or spiting of Sam.

      "Neither do I, but I've already made up my mind and it's gonna happen." I hopped up onto my feet looking rather proud of myself and the recent life choices I had made. 

   "Your logic is flawless," a voice I didn't know and wasn't supposed to be in my house commented. 

       "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" 

Jay's POV  

     "Jaaaayyyyyy!" The overly enthusiastic voice carried all the way up the hill and over it down into the valley, jumping onto a frequency that demanded attention by raising above all the other voices bouncing around from my safari team. Excusing myself from the conversation I was having with the contractors, I climbed to the top of the hill and waited for the person who called me. "Ja- Aaah!" The woman screamed. "What the hell is on your face?!"