AMERICA'S A WHAT!??!?!?!?!!!

Chapter 1

this is based off of my favorite head cannon about america. the head cannon that all of the states are personified. but i like to think that instead of finding them like most countries are found i like to think that he conceived, carried, delivered, and raised all 50 of them. (the main reason i like the M-preg spin on the head cannon is because i'm a woman and i love the idea of a guy like Alfred having to go through childbirth and the struggles of pregnancy and parenthood) will be mixing between human and nation names 

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Yet another world meeting with Americas seat empty and all the nations have ran out of patients with his shenanigans and Germany decided to go find America after the meeting and yell at him when he said that he would go find Alfred. England,France,Russia, with the Baltic's in tow,China,Veneziano,Romano,Prussia,Japan, the Nordics, and Canada decided to tag along to give Alfred a piece of their mind or tagging along with their friends who were going to yell at America.

---------time skip to the end of the meeting and to Americas house---------

when they got to his house Canada used his copy of Americas house key to get in but as they searched every single room and hiding place they quickly realized that America wasn't there

as they discussed how they could find him Germany had an idea ¨he always carries his cell phone with him and his phone has a GPS on it why not track him that way?¨ with Estonia's help they were able to hack into his phones GPS

---------------------------time skip to Americas location-----------------------------

As they drove up to the house in the forest that Americas GPS said he was at if it could even be called a house it looked more like an old fashioned mansion ¨Canada do you know about this place?¨ ¨no i had no clue. i wonder what hes doing here?¨ ¨who knows with this idiot lets just knock on the door and find him¨

when they knocked on the door they could hear a dog bark and some kids screaming/playing the nations all looked at each other

before anyone said anything the door opened and their stood america with two kids in his arms one clinging to his back and 2 more kids clinging to his legs

Americas smile immediately dropped when he saw who was at the door

¨uuuuuuuh kids go inside and play with your siblings i........need to talk to them¨ he told the kids as he put the two in his arms down as the 5 kids walked inside america closed the door hurriedly behind them and turned to the countries on his doorstep ¨h-hey guys w-what are you doing here?¨ america asked clearly nervous.

¨we could ask you the same damn question you git, and who the bloody hell are those kids? and were did THEY come from?¨ Arthur asked getting annoyed with the blond teen

America sighs and looks at the ground and mutters something and then looks back up at the nations instantly looking older and more aged and mature which shocked and confused them ¨i was scared that this day would come¨ america sighed again ¨well i guess it cant be helped one can only hide secrets for so long those kids you saw and the 45 others inside are the personifications of my 50 states and they are my children¨

when america said this all the intruding nations took a step back shocked

¨how long have you been taking care of them¨ Germany asked hesitantly

¨you might find this weird to hear and please don't freak out but i got pregnant with my first state, Massachusetts, right after the revolutionary war and before you ask yes i can get pregnant and no i'm not actually a woman¨

¨YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF KIDS FOR THAT LONG AND WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!!!¨ England screeched so loud that some of the other nations saw the curtains move slightly and thought they saw curious eyes staring at them before they quickly disappeared before the nations could be sure they saw them. ¨WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR US TO KNOW YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!¨

America sighed once more and spoke up while glaring at the ground ¨do you really think that i would tell YOU guys about my children? do you really think that i would TRUST you guys enough to put my kids in that much risk? the answer is no, I don't. you guys would take any and every opportunity to hurt me and what better way to hurt someone then to hurt the ones they love the most. i know many of you would love nothing more then to see me fall, to see me break down and cry, to see me in pain, to see me die even you England i know for a fact that had i told you about my kids right after the revolution you would have don't everything you could to kidnap them to force me to give up my freedom. You Russia i know you would love nothing more then to see me get hurt to see me fall so you can be the world super power to get more land. China you of all people should know that people would go to any lengths to get their child back including paying ridiculous amounts of money as ransom. i don't trust any of you with my kids. after everything you've said and done to me and to each other don't you think it would make seance that i would try to hide my kids from you to protect them¨

When america looked up all the nations blood ran cold when they saw the glare being sent their way by the person they never saw without a smile. his glare was so cold and hard that the freezing temperatures of Siberian tundra would have felt like a tropical beach on a Caribbean island

¨now i'm going to count to 10 and I want every single one of you away from me and my kids and I NEVER want to see you here EVER again. GET.OUT. and i better not see you by time i get to 1 or else¨ the usually cheery nation growled out

¨10 ¨

Veneziano and Romano burst into tears and ran away out of fear with the Baltic's close behind them

¨9¨

Denmark threw Norway and Iceland over his shoulders and hightailed it out of their as fast as he could with Sweden picking Finland who had been holding Hanatamago the whole time following

¨8¨

France ran away as fast as he could and tried to drag Canada along behind him but Canada dug his heals into the ground and refused to leave and France quickly realized that Canada wasn't  going to be budged by him

¨7¨

Prussia went even paler then he usually and scoped Canada up bridal style and used his old military training to run away as fast as possible with Canada kicking and screaming to be let go 

¨6¨

China and Japan grabbed each others hands and sprinted away

¨5¨

Germany followed his boyfriend and brothers lead and ran away

¨4¨

Russia decided his life was to important to throw away like this and ran away like his sister Belarus was chasing him trying to get married to him

¨3¨

England turn and ran but threw his head over his shoulder to look at America

¨2¨

Americas eyes narrowed at England

¨1¨ america growled out and started to run right towards the now frightened Englishman who shrieked quietly and ran even faster then before hoping to loose Alfred

when he ran past the driveway he continued to run as fast as he could and when he turned around to see if he was still being followed he saw Alfred standing at the end of the driveway glaring at him from the line who turned around and started to walk back up the driveway back to the house

England kept running until he got to the main road were he saw all the other nations standing and panting from the run

¨w-well *pant pant* i *pant* wasn't expecting *pant pant pant* that¨ panted England as he reached the group and fell to his knees gasping for air with the rest of them

¨none of us *pant* were Anglatere¨

Romano and Veneziano were lying on the ground asleep