sweet lover mine

Chapter I

It's a normal Friday. Everyone's looking forward to the end of the day. Sometimes I wanted wether school is that horrible for them or if they're just pretending.

What if they drink juice instead of alcohol?
It was the first time ever I was invited to such a party. They did have them at my old school. But I was always excluded. As if I weren't good enough for them.

Of course there are other outsider. But they're nerds. And having such a person at a party with underage alcoholing, just... nah. Okay... Sorry. I already sound like of of the "cool kids".

You might be wondering, how I got to go this party. Well. My "girlfriend" is one of the populars. Yes. "girlfriend". We're friends. But all say we're a couple. I admit I might have a little crush on her, but everyone has so. Anyhow. There were these rumors that she was a lesbian, because she and a friend of hers were seen after school in a car. In reality she layed on her lap because she had failed a test.

But the others that saw them thought she was.... Licking... Anyhow. Then she asked me to be her "boyfriend" so that she'll be able to stay on the squad and on the team. So I said yes. I mean PARTIES!!

Anyhow... Now she thinks I'm only using her. Which I am... Kinda... But she started, so. It doesn't count.
She tried to get me on the football team, but I prefer doing music. I'm about to release a song next week. She often thinks I'm embarrassing and that she's embarrassed for me, but guess what I don't give a fuck.

I'm am probably the most embarrassing person you'll ever meet. I'm crazy, I'm loud, I'm up to any Shit that comes up our silly minds. And some say I'm gay. Just because I only have girl friends?! Like what the fuck?? How sexist is this??

I'm a boy and I have friends and that's all that should interest you. Maybe I'm gay, bi, pan, trans, what ever. You shouldn't be bothered. But those rumors spread and that's why I need Elisabeth, El, Ellie, E. Aka. My "girlfriend-slash-best-friend". It's complicated. Yes. But it's worth it.

Anyhow. I've been to one of these parties before. Like not really because I entered and a few seconds later Blake, the teams Quaterback, came at me and - let's say - made me leave. Nobody messes with Blake. He's THE MAN. The 101. The one nobody wants to meet on a dark street. Some even call him THE ROCK. But my THE ROCK is Dwayne Johnson. And he really is THE ROCK.

Anyhow. The party tonight is gonna be legit.