I Constantly Thank God For Solangelo

Bathroom

I have a collab fic I need to post but it's taking forever to type it out and procrastination is my weakness, I'm sorry, it'll be up soon.

In the mean time, have this crack fic?? I have no excuse other than I got the idea and liked it for some reason and couldn't contain myself again, I'm sorry ;-;
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It wasn't often that Nico goes to a restaurant that only has urinals in the men's bathroom, no toilets, just urinals.

But, with his luck, he wasn't really surprised when he had to really go to the bathroom, and the men's bathroom only had urinals (or, urinal, since it was a one person bathroom, no stalls).

With a sigh, he turned around and went back to where Will was, sitting back down again.

"That was fast," Will said, giving him a look over his menu.

"There were no toilets," Nico shrugged, bouncy his leg because he really had to go, "you'd think as expensive as this place is, they would at least have a toilet in the men's bathroom."

Will frowned, putting down his menu.

"I could help you," Will said, and Nico looked at him.

"What? How?" He asked skeptically.

"Like, I could hold you up while you go."

"I- No, you don't need to do that."

"Nico if you need to go, than you need to go. I'd rather hold you than you get a bladder infection or something."

"I'm not going to get an infection, Will. Really, I'll be fine."

"Neeks, were supposed to be relaxing right now, we're supposed to be enjoying our anniversary and if you have to pee the whole time, than your not relaxing," He stated, and Nico blushed at the boldness. Will stood up, "c'mon."

Nico sighed, standing up and following Will to the bathroom.

"How is this even supposed to work?" Nico asked as Will closed the door, locking it. Will walked over to Nico, guiding him over to the urinal.

"Take your pants off," Nico huffed, awkwardly pulling his pants down so they rest around his ankles.

"Okay," Will put his hands on the back of Nico's thighs, lifting him up and moving him so he was against the urinal.

"Will!" Nico squeaked, grabbing onto Will's shoulders.

"Okay, go," Will said, and Nico blushed.

"What? I can't just- do you realize how embarrassing this is?"

"Don't be embarrassed, Neeks. Everyone has to pee, okay, but if you don't hurry up they'll think we left and we'll loose the reservation," Will said, and Nico groaned, burring his head in Will's chest.

"This is so fucking mortifying," Nico said.

"Nico, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. I love you and I'm not going to judge you because your doing literally what every other human does."

"Fine, don't look, though, or listen." Will raised an eyebrow, smiling.

"How am I supposed to not listen? I'm holding you, my hands are occupied." Nico brought his hands up, covering Will's ears, and Will laughed.

"I can still hear, now go," Nico sighed, covering his face with his hands instead, and resting his head on Will's chest.

And he went, blushing profoundly as he did.

"Finally," Will joked.

"Shut up, don't talk to me." Nico replied, and Will laughed again.

"Sorry," when Nico was done, Will looked around the bathroom, "Do you think you could hold yourself here for a second?"

Nico looked up at him, his face and neck completely red, and awkwardly moved his arms so he held himself up.

Will went over to the sink, grabbing a couple paper towels, since there was no toilet paper (which was ridiculous in Will's opinion) and went back over to Nico.

He held Nico with one hand, then wiped him.

"Will!" Nico hissed angrily, glaring at him.

"What?" He asked.

"It's embarrassing enough that you're holding me while I pee, you don't have to fucking wipe me," he said, and Will shrugged, kissing his cheek.

Nico huffed angrily as Will set him down, bringing his pants back up and buckling his belt.

"Your putting that in the trash?" Nico asked, as Will dropped the napkin he used in the trash.

"Where else would I put it? It's not like we can flush it, the drain isn't big enough." Nico pursed his lips, going over to wash his hands, along with Will.

He ignored the strange looks he got as he and Will walked out of the bathroom, and, luckily, their table hadn't been cleaned.
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