bad kitty

chapter one pussycat paradise

welcome kitty

welcome to pussy cat paradise, where everything you see is made  entirely out of food- food for your belly

the  mountains are made out kibble. the trees are made out of sausages and bacon. cans of cat food grow out of the ground. and the grass is made out of catnip.

yes, kitty eat Eat food is everywhere! the rocks are made out of turkey and giblets. the dirt is made of tuna fish. even the rivers flow with beef gravy.

and the best part, of course, it that you are the only one here! no dogs to hound you. no people to make you take a bath. there is no one else here. only here only you.

be careful, kitty don't touch that can. it's the only thing holding up that gigantic chicken liver.

OH NO! TOO LATE  the gigantic chicken liver  is going to fall look out kitty look out!

whoops

sorry kitty I hope I didn't wake you when I dropped the suitcase.

that right kitty we're going on a little trip we'll be gone for a while.  

sorry kitty you're not going with us. you'll have to stay home with puppy

oh don't be like that kitty we'll be back in just a week and when we get back we'll have a really big surprise for you

that right kitty  a really big surprise you like surprise don't you .

in the mean time, kitty you won't be alone. we found someone who care who going to stay here and feed you  and take good care of you and puppy while we're gone . in fact. that must be him ding dong

where did kitty go? oh, well at least  puppy is excited to see who's here

ding dong woof Woof Woof Woof

it's good ol uncle murray

hi there 

woof woof

there you are kitty. don't you want to say  hi to good Ol uncle Murray?

awwww you're a good dog  aren't you?

hi there, ya goofy cat

get in my mouth so I can bite you and taste you and chew you with my big sharp teeth!

why are you looking at me like that ya goofy cat

and then I will swallow you and you will be in my big fat belly  mwah - hah -hah-hah-hah!

screech what the heck was that all about  Ka-zing

bye uncle Murray  thank you for taking care of kitty and puppy while we're gone we'll see you in a week

by the way you have to really push hard on this door to close it. if you don't it won't really shut properly.  

okey doke goodbye good luck 

meow woof arf  hiss crash kablam   bark fft fft boom  hiss meow

hoo-boy . something tells this is going to be  a loooooong week.

chapter two  

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you know what dog ..... I think  the best thing to do right now is to sit down relax have some lunch and maybe watch a little

great. now I gotta find something to clean up this mess.

lousy. rotten goofy cat....... going around pretending she a pillow ... freaking me out...... made me spill my lunch .. making  a big mess... making me get a washcloth  when all I really want to do is