In Da Awesome Kingdom Of Emo-ly Emo-ness

Screwr this village of tiny motherfuching angry tikis liveing in my throat havi

Screwr this village of tiny motherfuching angry tikis liveing in my throat having a gogdamn sacrificial ritual and stabbing at my throat. Butches.

One day an emo got sick. Something to do with the title of this. And the enos dad told the emo to gargle vodka because it helps get rid of infection and bacteria. So emo did. But emo is a loghtweight, and gargling vodka three times in not quite foir hours was a very very bad ideas (like MCR breaking up!). Now emo is tipsy, or slightly drunk, I don't quiiiite know. But emo decided to write some more of this. Your welcome!!

So here's the story!!;

Kellybean was bored. He didn't know what to do to make himself not boref. He tried going to Taco Dun, but the chilupas weren't enough. (IDK how that's spelt)

He tried going to King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens party. (the one he threw after March 22nd) But that wasn't fun enoghf because he kept thinking about the MCR break up the day before.

So he lrft the paryty and started walking around.

Suddenly! He walked into ankther person! He looked like a Mexican nerd, but also secksss-y. He was *gasp*.... a sexual!!! 1!!1!!!11!!! (Sober A/N, that was supposed to say Sexican. I think auto-correct might have bested tipsy me here... 😄)

Sexican looked Kellybean in the eyes. "Hi."

Kelltbean looked Sexican in the eyes. "Hi."

A random priest named Eidorb appeared. "I now pronounce you, man and man!"

Pete wents wiped a tear out of his eye. "beautiful!"

Kellybean decided to go with it. "Cool. We're married now."

Sexican (also known as Vic) said "Cool."

And rhat is how the Kellybean got married. And stopped being bored. (winks at you)

(A/N.

It was more like gargling vodka four times in two hours. I said three in four to sound 'better'. And I drank more than I probably should have. Straight vodka burns like hell, but it cured my throat pretty fast! [and it low-key got me drunk, so that was a bonus!] )