Paladin Danse murmured softly into Shreck's weird ear thing. The two brides were looming over Trinity Tower, staring down upon the vast common wealth.
Suddenly, this little bitch face named Lora slammed through the door, screeching "WhEre THE FUCK IS MY SONNY BOY".
The corners of Paladin Danse's lips tightened as he sneered at the Railroad Agent. He was reaching for his Fatboy when he felt a heavy hand press his own firm, thic ass claps. "Make the right choice."
Danse swung around, eyeing the literal ogre with a slight offended.
"Don't give me that shIT, you bought drugs from hAncOck."
A tense silence enveloped the floor, and suddenly, Preston Garvey spawned next to Nora, showing her some swoogity pokemon cards. Then, just as fucking expected, he opened his goddamn mouth and...
"Sorry to interrupt, babe, but another settlement needs your help. I've marked it on your map."
Realizing there was too much dialog in this cluster fuck of a passage, Nora flared her nostrils and chucked the Preston guy off the building. He was becoming such a whore, she wondered why she'd even romanced him.
Shrek licked his emerald lips and wiggled his eyebrows, grabbing Paladin Danse by his docile thighs and ripping off his pants.
Stripping them both, Shrek whispered something before going in dry.
"I'm invading your swamp."
