Hell yeah, Hell yeah, Hell yeah, fuck yea
It had been about 2 years since Bruce the third had died. No, exactly two years. It was the anniversary of her death, and you and Kylo decided to celebrate by pulling her body from the freezer and serving champagne out of her nipples, almost like a squeeze bottle but with a hint of decaying human flesh, your favorite.
You were relaxed on your loveseat, which was actually Kylo's t h i c c ass lap, his strong thighs holding you comfortably. You rested your head on his chest as he lifted your jaw with his index finger and thumb, Bruce The Third's body hanging in place of the chandelier. He squeezed her tiddy and the champagne shot down.
"Drink," he said, the liquid falling into your mouth. You swallowed it all. It was sweet. Sweeter than candy, Why was it so sweet? Why? You stated at Kylo in confusion, and he opened his mouth. You fed him as though he was a baby bird and he spat it out.
"S W E E T M U C U S."
"I thought that was icecream?!?"
Kylo nodded and rose, you fell out of his lap and onto the floor with a loud boom because you weighed like 800 pounds in this universe haha.
He examined the body and rested two of his fingers on Bruce The Third's wrist, raising a free hand to shush you. You sat on the ground silently and stared up at Kylo as all color drained from his face.
"She's... Alive."
You furrow your eyebrows and cover your mouth, tears striking your eyes.
"I... That's impossible Kylo! I... I killed her! She's dead!"
You beat the floor as you sobbed, your body shaking and convulsing as emotion overthrew you. Kylo knelt beside you and hushed you with a loving sharp slap to the face.
"I know how to end this. I have to pee inside of her."
You nod enthusiastically and wipe your tears as the depression made you lose 100% of your weight.
"Okay, Okay. Go."
Kylo's legs S T R E T C H up high to where his peepee reaches your dead adoptive Kenyan 14- no, 16- year old daughter's butt and he PUT HE PEEPEE IN IT. He urinates inside of her b u tt and it leaks on the floor with a loud splash.
"There, it's all over, Kylo says as he cradles you."
You're on your floor crying. Great now there was more piss to clean up, as every day you pissed on the floor for fun just to see how sticky it was, but you planned to clean it up eventually. It really sucked that you didn't have any shoes or socks. Yeah.
Kylo pushed your hair behind your ears with his peepee, the s o f t skin brushing against yours carefully. You found comfort it it; it must be yours. You needed and wanted it.
You swiftly chomped down on it and pulled, Kylo moaned and stepped back to add the resistance (haha big meme) of his shaft. You gulped and pulled harder until it FELL OFF.
You wrapped yourself up in the skin and curled up on the ground, Kylo's peepee growing back seconds later. He panted as WHIte STICKY PEE went everywhere, flooding the kitchen of your apartment.
"Guess it's time to move..."
"Bay windows?" You asked hopefully.
"No, no bay windows."
You drop your head and shit on his torso.
"yeehaw," you whisper as you spread it with your big toe.
Kylo moans and the kitchen floods even more with that white, sticky pee, causing the two of you to drift away. The entire mf apartment complex was outside. Your neighbors were horrified, their children asking them if it had snowed, if there was a miracle. You looked at everybody and smiled, you had brought joy to the children.
They all ran towards large puddles of WHITE STICKY PEE and flopped on their backs, waving their arms and legs around like mongoloids, creating lovely snowangels. Others picked up huge globs of it and tossed them at each other as they laughed. You smiled when you saw one catch a ball in their mouth. This was the true definition of beauty and you knew it.
