The Mystery Of Spiderus [ON HOLD]

Chapter 2: This Ugly Female Homosexual Is Disguised As A Millenial!!!

"Melanie, you know better than this, why THE HELL would you throw your beef, cheese, tomato, lettuce, ketchup, and bread burger at a complete stranger?!" I, Spiderus angrily said to her ugly daughter. Melanie was wearing MY green overalls and MY queen tiara. Her ugliness was rubbing onto the clothes, and I was not happy about it!! Now, you see, we were at the museum, and because that little bitch threw her VALUABLE CONSUMABLES onto the people, so everyone was looking at us and the mess on the floor. Anyways, back to the story. "MAM, THE FACKING SANDWICH WAS FACKING DIKKUSTING!!! BESIDES I SAW A GIRL WALKING PAST!!! The FACKING ugly female homosexual was disguised as a Millenial, so fack u"
At this point, me was so confused, like what even is a female?! Melanie isn't even a spider!!! But then, God answered me! I saw my caterpillar friend walking past HOLDING A KNIFE! "Yes, this is my chance!" I thought to myself. I started nudging him, but he was too distracted looking at the museum. But then, all of a sudden, he threw the knife into Melanie's eyeball.
That night, after I was finished reading the museum ALONE, I could go home. Marshall was at an anti-Heterosexual rally, so I COULD BE ALONE! I spent the night playing 1 2 Switch ALONE, and I could finally eat my cow penis, as Marshall got uncomfortable, because he .....

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