The Blunt Type (OHSHC)

(2): So do I get paid?

So I'm a horrible writer and I feel bad so I'm going to update all my shit as much as I can. Don't me y'all cuz I'm lazy. Please😌

Leo's Pov~

So after class and trying to find a quiet place to eat my lunch and hide from a bunch of bat-shit crazy people. I was still unable to escape. Actually I was kidnapped by this big ass dude, a blond midget on his shoulders, and two red heads. Out of nowhere while I was taking a nap. I wasn't really fully up so I couldn't really fight them off plus I'm lazy.

So now I'm here laying on my side on this classic ass couch while blondie is here again in my face asking me a bunch of questions. Im still sleepy so I just deadpan the guy with a couple of yawns.

"Ummmm Leonardo it's been about 30 mins since you got here and you're still not awake. Wake up already~~" , said Tamaki.

His whining wasn't getting anywhere attractive so I got up. I guess I sort of surprised him when I stood up out of nowhere and stretched. Then let out a yawn or roar as my little sister calls it.

" Okay okay I'm up your lucky I was able to rest on that comfy ass couch or I would have been getting back at your friends for me picking me up like that.", I spoke.

"Wow~. Heh your name really fits you huh lion.", said the two red heads. Leaning into my face out nowhere with this mischievous curious glint in their eyes. So I just pushed them away with my hand into their faces, catching them off guard.

Someone started giggling at their surprised grunts. I turned my head to find this girl in a boys uniform. I didn't know if she was a hard core tomboy with the uniform and hair style and all. Or a lesbian that likes that type of clothing.

She started greeting herself when she caught me staring.

"Hello I'm Haruhi Fujioka, first year nice to meet you sempai".

" You're sorta cute you must be popular with the girls, huh" I said with a little smirk. I walked towards her, and ruffled up hair.

" You got this sort of innocent look to you, I don't really see that in girls except for my little sister ".

For some reason everyone got quiet and the girl was blushing a little. Probs from my words about her.

Then out of nowhere ken doll snatches her up like a jealous little idiot talking bout don't touch his daughter and how I knew her gender.

And I'm like taken off guard cuz he gave off an air of being a virgin not a daddy kink guy.

So I said, " Woah didn't know you was tapping her and that she liked dick dude. And plus no offense sweet heart but I like curves and she reminds me of my little sister so I'm good. Also trust me I know a girl when I see one" With my hands up, smirking, and winking.

They both simultaneously lit up like fire trucks it was funny. I forgot people real light can blush like that.

" WE-r-r-r-re NOT LIKE THAT AND I DONT ABUSE HER ", screamed Tamaki.

"YEAH AND I DO LIKE DI-", screamed a flustered Haruhi. Who got cut off from my loud laugh.

I was rolling on the floor, I actually almost let out a tear.

I got up when when glasses started to ask me a question.

" Excuse me if you are done, Mr. Leonardo but I do believe we did kidnap you here for a reason", while pushing up his glasses.

" Oh yeah, hey roar-chan you are really cool and even as tall as Mori ". Said this little cute blonde kid.

He was speaking really good and looked smart so I had to ask while squatting down to him.

"How old are you?"

And you won't believe this shit he said , muther-fucking 17.

I just blinked at him a couple of times while he just looked at me with this big ass smile. And the tall dude behind him, who I assumed was Mori just nodded his head, like this kiddo was really older than me.

So I'm respectful to people older and nice, so out of respect and the fact that I liked his nickname for me. I asked, " You okay if I called you kiddo or bubbles out-loud".

He looked a little surprised and smiled with this impressed look and said it's okay. I shook his hand and said nice to meet you. Then proceeded to pick him up and place him on my shoulders. He just smile his wide as smile again and the Mori just shrugged his shoulders in acceptance.

" Ahhhhh this has gone way off track. Leonardo we made you come here to see if you were still willing to become part of this club." Spoke up irritated looking Kyoya.

" Yeah sure just introduce y'all selves to me so I know my future club members or am just gonna go by nicknames forever."

The twins who I forgot about looked curious when they heard nicknames and asked to to know what they were.

Me being nice told them by pointing at each person, " Magician ken doll, innocent tomboy, creepy stalker glasses, bubbles, big ass dude, thing 1, and thing 2". Pointing at them last. Everyone except bubbles and glasses looked at themselves to figure out why they got the name they did.

Glasses pushed up his glasses and spoke with a tight face, " Once again my name is Kyoya Ootori.".

Bubbles tapped my head so I would look up and said, " My name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka or honey, but you keep calling me your nicknames."

Tall dude walked up to me and I realized he had a least an inch or two on me. Then bubbles spoke for him and said his name was Takashi Morinozuka and he was also 17. I gave him a respectful head nod.

Then the Dr. Seuss characters came and introduced themselves.

"I'm Hikaru", thing one I noted who had a more wild trouble maker aura.

" I'm Kaoru", thing two I noted next who had a more laid back aura.

" And we're the Hitachiins", they finished off together. I was unimpressed so I snorted and looked to the next member. Their eyes twitched at this.

" Haruhi Fujioka again", said the next the member.

"Oh yeah I remember your name lil sis just really didn't know and forgot the others."

She didn't seem to mind my name for her just a little confused, so I ruffled her hair with a smile.

" My name is Tamaki Suoh friend ", he said with the most obnoxious look in his eyes. The guy was a little weird but he seemed okay, but still weird.

"Also, why am I called magician ken doll, though I don't mind.", he asked.

" Cuz you pulled a rose out of your ass with this idiotic charming gaze when I first met you." I bluntly said.

He looked a little surprised and disappointed.

" Yeah also sempai why am I innocent tomboy." Haruhi asked.

" Because you said you liked dick, so I figured you weren't a lesbian but you look like a boy. But have this ignorantly innocent aura to you". I responded.

She just walked away.

" So what is this club again".

" A host club", said Kyoya.

I had a bunch of thoughts going through my head but asked the one weighing on my mind the most.

" Do I get paid?"

Annnnd I'm sorry y'all but I'm done hope everyone's satisfied with this long ass chapter. I'm out😁,💤💤