My desperate endeavor to find my whoever

11) Clothes off, Hedgehog

Alex

"Its all a bit CSI this is." giggled Erin, placing her in-ears in.

"I need to make sure we aren't in the same place at the same time." I heard Adam fret from behind me. "Just listen out for me telling you when I'm on the move. When I move near to you, you move somewhere else."

"Adam calm down." she told him. "I've done gigs before. Trust me, I'll be moving around more than you."

"But-"

"Adam." she said threateningly, making him back down. "They won't stay in my ears!" she whined, jutting out her bottom lip when her in-ears fell out again.

"Don't worry, we'll get you some proper ones soon." I promised, hugging her from behind.

I felt her nod her head. She quickly whipped round. "Can I take some pictures of you guys? I mean like, while you're just chilling and shit?"

"Really?" I pulled a face.

"I'll make it worth your while..." Erin sang quietly, teasing me as always.

"You're such a hoe." I groaned. "Fine. But you'll have to ask everyone else too."

"Well Vic and the guys won't give a shit, they love me," she rambled on. "Josh and the others don't know I'm here, so I'll just surprise them and Mayday...yeah I got pissed with them last night. They won't care what I do. And Jack knows I'm screwing his best friend so he'll let me do what I want. I think that's all bases covered."

"What do you mean they love you?" I asked, eyeing her suspiciously.

"I've met them several times through work. Vic is probably the closest person to a best friend I've had for a long time." she shrugged, staring over my shoulder. "The others are just the biggest sweethearts. Jaime's the funniest I swear. He just makes me smile so much and I...why're you giggling?"

"Nothing." I chuckled.

She's adorable. She gets so passionate when she talks about her friends or people that are nice to her. She pulls this adorable face where the corners of her mouth curl into a tiny smile, and her eyes light up. Her face goes a little blank, but it's because shes speaking from the heart. Basically she's the cutest human ever.

"Did you just call me cute?" Erin smirked, glancing back at me over her shoulder.

"No." I said defensively.

"Yes you diiiiiid." she sang, coming closer.

"Fairly sure I didn't."

"So it was the fairy that said 'she's the cutest human ever' was it?" Erin smirked, squeezing me tightly.

I paused; I couldn't think of an excuse. "Dammit..." I breathed.

"You cringey fucker." she chuckled, heading backstage with her camera.

I kept close behind her the whole time, threatening her in hushed tones that she was to never tell anybody about what I said - they'd all crucify me if they found out! She stopped outside one of the dressing rooms and turned to face me.

"Only if you make it worth my while." she teased.

I could feel a groan coming on, but that was cut short by Erin bursting into You Me At Six's dressing room. The only person in there was Max.

"Erin?!" he gasped.

"Clothes off, Hedgehog. We're taking nudes." she smirked.

That's why I'm with her.