Hello. My name is Alex. But everyone calls me stallion 38. I live in a small house in a dirty street in north korea. My parents left me on the streets when I was 3 because my flute is so small.
One day I was just chilling in my living room watching dirty videos on my phone. It was very entertaining. I dont have a job and that's why Im always at home.
Suddenly I heard a window crash and a tall handsome and sexy man came into my living room. He had no pants on and I saw his big flute. It was so big. It was so beautiful. I wanted that flute in my mouth.
The man looked at me and said: "Prepare to be rappt." I smiled at him. He jumped at me and ripped my clothes off. He put his big flute in me. It was awesome. It was the most beautiful moment in my life. I will never forget it. It was so beautiful.
After we were done he layd down beside me and we were laying there together. He asked me what my name was. I told him it was stallion 38. "My name is bigcucumberman but you can call me daddy", he said with a smirk on his face.
That is the story of how I met my daddy.
