Innocuous Confession (KevEdd)

Chapter 6 - High School Drama :(

((* WOO finally, a chapter including the Kankers, right? Well this chapter is gonna include a lot of people. A lot. Even ones who aren't even on the show. It skips around a lot, cause you know, a lot of people are affected. And it has a lot of bad words :$ FASTEN YO SEAT BELTS MUHAHA *))

"Did you hear about Kevin and Edd?" Lee asked her sisters as they layed on the grass outside, trying for tans.

"No, what about them?" Marie asked, laying on her stomach with her head planted comfortably on her arms. She didn't care much for tans, but she figured that if boys (such as Edd) like them, she might as well get one.

"Oh, oh!" May exclaimed, "I heard about it!" She giggled and sat up as she pulled her blonde hair around her left shoulder. She lowered her plastic 3 dollar sunglasses and giggled again.

Marie was sick of May. Why did May have to go and get beautiful? And Lee, too! She didn't feel much different, even though her sisters tried to tell her she was beautiful, too, she didn't feel like she was. "What?" she asked quite rudely, "Just tell me and stop laughing like a fucking idiot."

"Jeez," Lee said under her breath, "Someone's in a bitchy mood." She took a deep breath before going into the story, she couldn't wait to wipe that look off Marie's face, she hated when Marie felt like her crush was the only one that had a chance, "So, apparently at school a bunch of people heard Kevin and Edd doing it in the gym locker room."

May giggled again, covering her pink face with her hands, "It's so adorable, I bet they're in love! I've always wanted this kind of school boys romance thing to come to life!"

Marie threw her flip-flop at May's head, "Shut up, sick-o! That's disgusting!" She sat up and chewed her lip for a moment, brooding. "Kevin better back up, I'll kick his ass off."

"Kick his ass off," Lee mimicked sarcastically, "Hey, I don't care. They wanna do it; they're gonna do it if they wanna. What's the big deal?"

"The big deal is, Edd is mine!"

"He ain't technically yours, Marie," May said, turning her lightly freckled face toward her sisters once more, "He never said he was. And you never kissed him on the mouth, right?"

"Hey! I was waiting for the right time."

~'°'~

"Did you guys really do it already?!" Nazz asked, sitting in Kevin's bedroom floor. She had heard the rumors already buzzing about the town. That was the thing about small towns, everyone knew everything, even if it wasn't true; as soon as word got out it was everywhere.

"What the he- No! Who told you that?" Kevin felt his heart doing something called palpation. He thought that was the right word, Edd had been teaching him stuff like that.

"Savanah Wood," Nazz answered simply, pursing her lips and redirecting her attention to the magazine laying in front of her.

"She's a lying whore, don't trust her or her nasty little friends. Why would you listen to her?"

"They all said they heard it, and a few other people agreed with them, so I just figured.."

Kevin groaned and rolled onto his back, "We live in Peach Creek, for Gods sake! Everyone wants to be a part of everything that's none of their damn business."

Ever since early childhood Kevin knew that Savanah was a huge liar. Everything you could possibly lie about, Savanah already had. For example: "Savanah? You already packed some tampons, right?" she hadn't. "Oh, of course! But I need to get a few more, now that I think about it. Hang on!" That's how much she lied. She couldn't even simply say "oops, I forgot!"