Twas the night before Hanukkah, and all through the house, not a sex slave was stirring, not even a dildo.
The whips were hung by the sex swing with care, in hopes that soon St. Papi would soon be there.
Nick and Gina were all snugged in there beds, as male and female strippers danced in their heads.
Nick hugged his blow up doll so tight, hoping his porn magazine was no where in sight.
All of a sudden the house made a shook, nick and Gina woke to the smell of smoke.
They ran down the stairs, they saw St papi jacking off on their chair.
Gina was so happy that st papi woke her from her nappy.
The children stared at the big man, he was tall, fit, and dressed in red. St papi looked like he was about to blow, the kids looked at each other and smiled
"OH FUCK YEAH" screamed st papi as white liquid squirted out of his pee pee.
He went back up the chimney, the Children squeaked and cheered
"Oh how I love our present" they chanted and played in it!
