School Drama Exposé

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Lmao, *puts two teapots to boil at 150°* soooo... At School there is *pauses* "quite a bit of drama" like some guy, we'll call him Dagwood (from Riverdale, you know Penny and Jason's (R.I.P) twin, also Juniper and Dagwood are Brother & Sister But also 4th cousins, like isn't that fcked up.) literally freaked the absolute fck out because my friend (we'll call her Ronnie after (you know) Veronica Lodge, also her life is so fcked up) has more followers than Dagwood. Also Dagwood is like a fake fcking friend, just last term/semester Dagwood put up the bird to his "friends" and called them bitches, sluts and whores. I, given the wrong info, went up to them and literally ranted about them and like, I hate myself for it. Dagwood put white paint marker and liquid paper on his "friend's" (we'll call her Toni... no Penelope) brand new pencil case and it's one of those rose designs and Dagwood put it right in the middle of the rose petals. Also I don't know whether Dagwood owned up to it or not. Also, lmao... *kettle whistles* oh, done already... *gets out Teabags with sass* *gets out XXXXL tea cups from kitchen cupboard* *pours entire teapot into one* lucky I boiled two of 'em *pours another entire teapot into the other cup* sit the fck down, right now! *puts in teabags* here ya go! Time to dish the hot, hot Tea with a side of hot, hot tea. Sooo... Ronnie, the same girl whom Dagwood freaked the fck out at she, served some tea that was kind of... a bit mouldy. So basically months ago there as an Insta group chat called "Seniors" and so it was real dirty, like real, real dirty. And so our friend... we'll call him Moose, he said "not to add Ronnie, my friend... (we'll call her Toni) and my other friend whom is very, very innocent (we'll call her Midge) because they hate stuff like that. Ronnie made this drama happened. So basically that is it...

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