CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING
Hi I'm Garry and that's my dumb butt brother Farkle.
And when I say dumb butt I mean idiotic weirdo who fell out of a tree at birth.
Yeah, you can probably guess that were chipmunks!
We're not the only ones we also have a sister, Frankie.
Yeah she's sort of like Frankenstein, with out the science, she's an idiot!
Are parents left us after a week, it's just how we roll.
Sorry I'm trying to be cool here.
See, I'm the smart one.
And this is our... Shut up duphace, I'm trying to tell a story here!
Ok... We're was I.
Oh yes.
And this is our story...
It all started one morning,
This is going to sound weird, but me and my brother started fighting before we were Evan born.
We fought our way right out of there,
And that's how Farkle fell out of a tree at birth!
Frankie... Well... No one knows how she became an idiot!
They think she was just born stupid!
Well... Let's get on with the story.
So that morning after me and Farkle fought our way out, it was pretty rough,
We had to climb down the tree and find Farkle, then since we were born early,
We got chores... EARLY.
Evan though we hated doing chores we tried to enjoy it anyway,
Because we were with are parents, and that doesn't last long.
For you humans it last about 19 years, but it only last a week for us.
We were born lucky we got to stay longer then most chipmunks,
Since are sister was born three days after us.
But then our journey began, since we were older then Frankie,
We had to care of her which meant finding her food and sometimes doing her chores.
We may have hated it but we loved her, so we did it anyway.
We finally decided to teach her how to hunt.
She was a natural!
So, after all those years of finding food, and living in a tree trunk came the worst part of all,
NUT SCHOOL
You humans call it high school.
There's the jocks, the book worms, the preps, the clean freaks, the bullies, and according to us the nerds.
We weren't very popular in nut school, but we tried.
Farkle would always hit it off with ladies, but after that he'd always get beaten up by there boyfriends, and after that he always said it was worth it.
I was never the ladies man. In fact I never Evan went on a date. Yeah , I'll give you a minute to say a few what's on that one.
But, the good thing was I was the only one who made all A's, and the only one who ever made it to nut university.
