10 really cool jokes

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1.what do you call a cow with no legs

answer: ground beef

2. what do you call a polar bear in California

answer: lost

3. what's black white and goes round and round

answer: a penguin caught in a revolving door

4. so  a plane  crashed near the Canadian and american border where did they  burry the survivors

aweswer: no where they are survivors

5.  how did the letter E drown

answer: in the middle of the ocEan

6.what do you call an elephant in a telephone booth

answer:STUCK!

7.what  time is it when a monster crawls into your bed

answer:time to get a new bed

8.Six

  Creative

  Hours

  Of

  Our

  Lives

9.what do you call a fish with no eyes

answer:FSH

10.knock knock

whos there

youlahee

youaheewho

i didnt know you could yodel

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 27, 2014 ⏰

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