"Sooo why are we here again?" Taehyung asked in a very annoyed and restless way.
"We are here to search for an anniversary present for Jimin and I" "And why do I have to be here then? You can go alone right? Or perhaps...-has jungkookie finally given up on Jiminnie and now I can date him and you are showing me what he likes? " "NO, I swear to god Taehyung, even after Jimin and I have been dating for 2 years you still want him, if you try anything funny I swear I will-" "Calm down boy in heat, I was joking, I already have a crush, I just like teasing you"
"You better are joking or I will make you swallow all your words back so deep that you are deepthroating a stripper's pole" I said with a mixed face of joking and seriousness. Taehyung gulped and then smiled, I know he is scared, but also knows I am joking, I just don't like it when anyone tries to steal my Baby boy Jimin, I just get so possessive...
"So, where did you need my help for? I mean... I love helping you out, but uh... WE ARE LITERALLY IN FRONT OF A SEX SHOP WTF JEON JUNGCOCK"

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