Hoodini *H20vanoss lemon*

Getting Drunk

Vanoss's P.O.V:

Me, Wildcat, Mini, and Delirious gone out to party to celabrate Wildcat and Mini getting married. The bar tender looks at us as we come upon the bar and bar stools. We sit down, but Delirious stands up instead of sitting by me. "What's wrong? We don't care you and Evan are dating" Wildcat says as Mini laughs after. "how did you know!?" Delirious says throwing his arms behind him with his eyes widen. "I never told them!" I said really quick putting my hands up in the air like someone  was pointing a gun at me. "I know you didn't babe" Delirious says putting his hand on my ass making jump. "Oh fuck! He's touching my ass" I think. "we saw you two fucking a week ago" Wildcat says as Mini laughs harder. I start laughing with Wildcat and Mini. Delirious turns my seat to face him and he sits in my lap. He didn't turn it back so I had to turn it. Delirious didn't know I was doing it so when I did a huge turn he grabbed me. "I knew it" Mini says still laughing his fucking ass off. "we each will take 3 shots please" Wildcat says trying to not laugh. The bar tender nods her head with the sweetest smile. I look at Delirious who was rubbing my upper thigh.  I smile when he looks at me. "where's Moo and Brian?" Wildcats asks me since I knew where we all were. "Oh they are in the parking lot making the fuck out like two gay ass retards" I said when They walk into the bar laughing. Brian had his hat on that I got him for Christmas a week ago. 

Delirious's P.O.V:

"Why did you sit on me?"  Evan asks me. "look at who sit in the other seat beside you" I said looking at a girl with wavy red hair with a white strand. She had on glasses, wearing a black version of Evan's jacket from the games we play, She had black pants and lace up heels.  She wasn't looking so happy until she looked at us. "um hi there?" Wildcat says as she looks wide eyed at us. Her and Evan lock eyes then her and Mini. She glances at Wildcat and they don't lock eyes. She looks at me confused. "Evan. Tyler. Broc. Brian. Craig. And" She stops pointing at me. I wrap my hands around the back of Evan's neck. She makes the gun shape with her hand and 'blows' he brains out. Vanoss gets a closer look at her pulling me with him. Instead of me still sitting in his lap I was now laying on his back as he looked at the girl. "hi?" I said as she stares at me in the eye. "you sound like Jonathan" she says leaning away from me and Evan, fixing her glasses. I looked at her shocked. "t-that's my name" I say  pulling me and Evan up. "does she care that I am h20 Delirious? Is she the fan I hear about that won't care if I did show my face? No, all my fans want to see my face, right? Is she that fan? If she is, she should cry if she is happy to finally meet me. Say something" I think to myself as I see her eyes get watery like she was to cry. "SHE IS THE FAN! I was hoping to meet her" I think again. She yawns. "Delirious? Right?" she asks me. "yes" I said rubbing the back of my head looking off to the side smiling.  "it's not everyday you meet the person who stops you from ending it all" she says then closes her eyes as a tear drop rolls down her face. "do you want a hug?" I ask her getting off of Evan putting my arms out.  She jumps from her seat giving me a hug. "she is the fan. She is MY fan who wants to die but I am saving her. She is the leader in my town for the Delirious army. I won't let go until she does" I think as I close my eyes. I open one eye as I see Mini hugging me and the girl. Then, Wildcat gets up and hugs me, mini, and the girl. I stare at Vanoss waiting for him to do the same but Broc and Brian hug us. "does he not like her? well once he does we can all get drunk" I say in thought still waiting for Vanoss to hug us. I feel Vanoss hug onto me and the girl. "ya'll going to drink or stand there?" the bar tender says then laughing after. We look at her and nod.

Vanoss's P.O.V: 

We all go sit down but not the girl. "Oh no! My girlfriend will freak out if I don't get home! Bye guys! Is it okay if me and some friends invite you guys into a game soon?" the girl asks us as her hand grabs the door. I nod and the same goes for the rest of us. She smiles then leaves the bar. Me and Delirious grab our shots and drink them. We never have gotten drunk together before so this will be our first time, mostly for me and Delirious. "I hope we don't do something we will regret after this fucking fun ass time" Delirious says smiling then I laugh a little. "we're all spending the night in the hotel next to us. North Carolina isn't that bad man" Wildcat says looking at Delirious then me when he said "man" to him. "Evan tell Delirious your fucking funny ass joke you made before we came here" he said as mini was starting to laugh again.  I laugh a little then I nod my head, I look at Delirious. "hey babe" I said when he looks away from the window. "yeah what's up hun" he says as he traces the rim of the shot glass with his middle finger. "you should call me hoodini" I said doing the hand gun at him. "What? Why" he asks me looking confused at me. "because I'm magical in bed" I said holding my laugh back. I notice how he had something to say back instantly. "we will see about that then" he said doing the jerking off jester making us all laugh even the bar tender. "yeah we will see too" Wild cat says laughing still which makes mini put his arm on his shoulder laughing his fucking ass off making us all laugh a little harder. "shutch up!" Delirious and I say at the same time as the bar tender laughs a little. "what's so funny?" Moo asks the bar tender who gave us all our second shots of Absent. "isn't this the shit that makes you see green fairies?" Wild cat asks me tapping the shot glass. I nod my head and smirks at me. "can't this get SOME one drunk if their not careful?" Wild cat says staring at me and Delirious like we can't take care of  our alcohol. I notice he was looking at only Delirious who was sitting there looking up at the ceiling. "Yeah. He's going to be the drunk one" Mini says snickering. "maybe what he said to your joke maybe true" Wildcat says putting his hand on my shoulder. I get a text and my ringtone, which is want you-Rynx, goes off and Delirious still hasn't looked at me. "do they know we can't take alcohol? Should we tell them" read the text which is from Delirious. I look at him and he looks at me then at my phone then back at me. I shake my head to both things. He makes a okay motion with his head. "Cheers for the marriage of me and Tyler" Mini says putting his shot glass in the air so does Tyler laughing. "to Mini cat" Tyler says shaking his glass a little in the air as a few drops of the alcohol spill out. "To mini cat" Delirious says in a soft voice scared we might get drunk and do something we may regret. "to Mini Cat and the new year" I said as we all yell "yeah!" at the same time. we drink the shot but I was the only one who noticed Delirious didn't drink his. "why are you not taking this shot? I'll cover you so you can take small sips of the shot if you want babe" I said rubbing his back as he stares at the shot glass. He glances at me a little. "aren't you scared we might do something we may regret from being drunk" he asks me after he nods yes. I cover him with my back kissing him on the cheek so I cover their vision from seeing Delirious. "I am kinda scared but if we both get drunk and we do fuck we at least have our own rooms with the one bed" I said after I made sure they would be able to see him again. I look at him as he waves me to get a bit closer to him. "okay then let's hope we do fuck. When I am drunk I can stay in control. What about you?" he asks me. "I can still speak just a little bit. I know we both can remember unlike others" I said as I point to behind us laughing a little with him. He nods to me. "I am about to take the rest of my shot cover me" he says. I nod as I get close enough to kiss his neck. I felt the absent kick in a little so instead of kissing his neck I LICK his neck making him jump a little bit. He makes a small moan sound which made them all look at us. I hear Tyler whisper something behind me which made Mini laugh for a split second, "bite his ear sexual". I look at them in the corner of my eye. My mind was telling me yes and my body was saying I don't know. I bit his ear a little bit. "get a room. Also we are leaving after this last shot" Moo says. I watch Delirious get another shot glass then me then the others. "which is this one" Brian asks the bar tender. "it's fireball" she says with a sweet smile. We all take the shot even Delirious who was laying on my shoulder the next second we drank the shot. "you okay babe" I ask Delirious as he hugs my arm the next second I ask him that. "yeah, but  I do feel the absent kick in though" he says hugging tighter onto my arm. I grab his hood from his hoodie and I put it on him. "okay men time to go to the hotel for the night! Try not to fuck" Wildcat says winking at me and Delirious. I start petting Delirious and laugh a little bit. Delirious jumps up once we all stand up.  "Let's hear here's to never growing up men" Mini says holding up his phone waving it in the air. We all shout yeah as we leave the bar.

Delirious's P.O.V:

Once we got back to the hotel I notice Vanoss was tripping over his feet. "You good bro" I ask him then I cough really hard like I was drunk. "yeah let's hurry up and get into our room" Vanoss says as we hit our room. He puts the key card in the lock as I run into the room once it's open. "now let's see if I should call you hoodini" I said as he comes in locking the door behind him. He smirks at me and takes off his jacket throwing it on a chair. I look at him smiling as he walks up to. I look up to him as he takes my jacket off of me. (prepare for the nosebleeds!) We start making and he pushes me down onto the bed we share for the night. I take his shirt off reveling him. His lower body presses me against the bed making it hard for me to move. One of his hands held up my shirt pulling me closer to him, his other hand was on the bed keeping him from falling on me. I put one hand in the center of his chest and the other on the waist of his pants slowly pulling them down. He takes my  shirt off and we off the shit on our feet. I open an eye as I feel him kissing my neck maybe even licking it like he did in the bar. Once my both our shirts were off I traced his waist line with my hand. (this is my first time so I won't add things) I pause when he grabs my belt. I stop pulling his pants down as he let's my belt go. "sorry I forgot you don't like that. I'm still used to fucking Wildcat and he enjoyed this"  Evan says as he gets off of me with his pants unbuckled looking like a retard. "I never said to stop" I said as I grab a hold behind him putting my hands in his boxers. "I can't make him moan! Why does he never do that" I ask myself in my head. I feel him pull my hands out as he quickly turns around pushing me back down on the bed. He makes me moan just a bit. "hey there's the sound I did with my hoodini powers" he says laughing a little bit as he puts his hand in between my legs making me moan again. I look closely at him as he starts to look blurry. "oh no not now! I can't pass out because I am drunk! I got to make him moan!" I think to myself  as I realize what I have to do. I flip us around so now he's on the bed and I am on top. I lay down on top of him as I see how he starts to blush looking like a cherry. "he's blushing. So close! Just a few more seconds" I think again. I move down to where my head was close to  his lower chest. My vision was getting more and more blurry. I lick his chest six times. The sixth time I lick all the way up to the side of his neck. I feel the heat of his skin as my skin touches his. I give him a hickey on the side of his neck so when it heals his jacket covers the hickey while it heals.  I hear a slight moan from him so when I was done I get up looking at him doing the sexiest smirk I could do. I get off and I go sit on the side off our bed.