One night there was people walking in the park.
they thought it was just a normal night...BUT THEY WERE WRONG!!!
it was Halloween night and thats when he comes out.
Are you woundering who he is? Well im not telling you yet...
He is someone who you dont wanna know unless you want to die....but get raped before you die. :)
He's gay...He's pretty sexy and he wears camouflage becuz he thinks noone can see him then !!!
He's THE GAY DUDE!!!!! :D . . . . . . .. . The Gay Dude is a killer who kills people on Halloween becuz his non-gay brother already took Thanksgiving!!!! :O
Anyways those people that were walking in the park were.... John , Polly, Eric ,And April..
They were swinging on the slides while eating frozen potatoes while singing Baby by Justin Bieber becuz they just love monkeys!!!!
When they saw something in the sky!!! "ITS A FLYING COW!" John said "No,its just my son." Eric said.
"Oh,ok?" John said. The lights turned off...When they turned back on Polly was gone!! "OH MY GOOGOO!!!! WHERES POLLY!?!?!?!" April asked.
"Is that blood?" Eric asked. The lights turned back off then off again... Polly was back. "Where the googoo did you go!?!?!?!" April asked Polly.
"Oh i had to go to the bathroom." Polly said "Then why is there blood?" John asked "Oh, Um I started my period..." ".....oh." John Said.
Then the lights went out again... Then the lights came back on and Eric was gone... .. . . . . . ."Where did he go?" April asked. Then the lights went back off then back on again but this time John was gone.
"WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING!?!?!?!" Polly Yelled while asking. . . Then the lights went back off "NOT AGAIN!" Polly was yelling. Then the lights came back on , but this time there was a note.. and that note said...
"Hello Ladies, I took yall's boyfriends and your never going to see them again..
And im not going to take yall becuz im gay and yall are ogly!
Love,
The Gay Dude ;]"
THE END!!!
:)
