Obama was sitting in his president chair when a army man came and said "obama there is a monster!" Obama said "shit we have too call the cool squad!" He then called the cool squad.
"Cool squad we need your help."
"Okay" said cool squad leader Babicolaz, he could shoot lasers.
Babicolaz looked at his team and said "we have to fight a monster." They all turned to Babicolaz, his teammates were Gorgonzola with the ability to make any lactate in to cheese, then there was Big Joe Hoe, with a big hoe (haha not that hoe you dirty mind) and then there was Turbo Lurbo with the ability to slow his arms to a speed so low that it looks like his feet move really fast. There was also Roco with the ability to die at will and finally there was Wargo Dargo who could hypnotize snails of small sizes.
"Okay lets kill monsters butt!" Said Wargo Dargo.
"Yes" said Turbo Lurbo
"Not so quickly cool squad" Babicolaz said "with my power to melt the toes of any living thing, we can defeat this threat." He then said "okay Obama were coming." But there was no receiving end because Obama got squished by Obiluth, who was a monster who was very veiny and could pump blood all over his body to harden like a boner.
"Oh fuck" said Babicolaz
"Lets do good!" Yelled Gorgonzola and they ran to kill Obiluth
"Fuck you Obiluth!" Yelled Turbo Lurbo and started to move his arms really slow and Obiluth was like "wow he is fast" but it was an illusion and also obiluth didnt actually said those words because he is a monster so he cant speak english.
Babicolaz started to melt Obiluth's toes which caused his veins to release blood and he died.
The whole town was dead so the heroes smiled and laugh and went to their homes.
