The tragic puppet pals story.. (Harry Potter) book 1

Chapter 2- The party

"What the slash-fick! Neville is the worst!" Said harry, "I'm already uncomfortable... we didn't even get a chance to make an escape plan!" Said hermione, "oh well.. at least it's not for three hours!" Said harry, "Hyellow guyzh, aRe You hAviNg Funn?" Said Neville, who just came into the room, "No! I'm having dark disturbing thoughts that I don't want to talk about!" Said harry,

"Oh herwii, you thell funnyh jhokesh!" Said Neville, "hyellow hermionee!" —hermione Walks away immediately- trying to escape the awkwardness XD, "hello Neville! I tried to write you a birthdae card!" Said Ron, with a happy tone, "wow.. you're so kind Ronald!" Said Neville,

"alright! Where are all the wizard booze??" Said harry, "*gasp* we're too young for grown-up water herwii! My grandmother—" neville got interrupted by harry, "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER—"

*change of scene*

Dumbledore, snape, and hagrid were hanging out near the birthday cake, drinking wizard booze "—IM. HARRY. POTTER" the sound of harry in the background XD, "so.. what present did you get for Neville?" Asked dumbledore, "um.. what about the gift of.. erm.. education... and.. wisdom..?" Said snape, "well I got him an enchanted yo-yo that warns away girls!" Said dumbledore, "well I got him a dead pig.." Said hagrid XD

*change of scene*

"And then he got tired of pinching me" Said Ron, "Lovely story, Ron" Said hermione, "guys! I found a door! Let's leave through it!" Said harry,

"ATTENTION EVERYBODY!" Said Neville "FLIP!" Said harry,
"it's time for the birthdae games!" Said Neville
"Oooh, what games" shall we play?" Asked Ron, "the first game is called.. walk in circles! Everyone walks in circles around the birthdae boi"

announced neville, "WHAT?! that sounds steauwphead! I refuse!" Shouted harry, "but I like walk in circles.. I used to play it with my parents before they... they—" neville said with a very sad face, holding his cheeks—
"WALK IN CIRCLES- WALK IN CIRCLES- WALK IN CIRCLES 'ROUND THE BIRTHDAE BOI" everyone sung and walked in circles around neville XD

*change of scene*

"Why do people celebrate birth..? Getting old.. the same day you first open your eyes in the light of the cruel.. world.." Said snape "well I like the CAKE!" Said dumbledore

"Okay guyzh! Itsh time for the cake!" Said Neville, "finally! Something not boring!" Said harry, "follow me!" Said Neville,

—two hours later—

"We're halfway there!" Said Neville

—TO BE CONTINUED—

Hey guys! How are you enjoying the second chapter? I know it's much more longer than the first chapter, and I think this book will only have three chapters.. im sorryyy! But this was meant to be a short story XD
Anyways.. hope you enjoyed!