Okay so I actually was so into this that I researched why bananas bruise, it's not them rotting! Bananas produce something called ethylene, ethylene is like me, it doesn't know when to chill or when to calm down. Even when a banana is at it's perfect ripeness, the ethylene are like, "I think we can BE EVEN MORE RIPER!". And so it just eventually just becomes mushy. Another thing abut bananas, a lot of people don't like eating the mushy brown parts even though they taste the same as the other parts, if bananas ate us would they not eat kids because kids are crazy and hurt themselves? Or would they just tear off the parts with the bruises like we do? Then would kids be less expensive then adults, because adults are more mature and probably don't have bruises?
GRAPES! Sorry got a bit excited there. Okay so my friend @SuicidalKitten_ was sad and wanted me to make her happy (I'm good at making her laugh when she's sad *hair flip*). I shared my grape idea, I like to peel the skin off of a grape that I'm about to eat before I eat it, I peel it off with my teeth. So if grapes were like humans and they ate us, would they do the same to us if they liked to do what I do? But wouldn't our blood get everywhere? I actually contemplated this for awhile.
So in conclusion, fruits will take over the world someday and eat us and peel the skin off of us. Sorry, that sounded scarier than I planned.
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RandomLike it says these are just all of my thoughts, opinions and ideas. I'm a Gemini so it's just natural for me to be this way! Remember that everyone is a flower, but some are a lotus, they have a bad outside but they're beautiful on the inside!
