Chapter 3 - fail to escape anyway (neville's sorrow and death)

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another hour later—

"Wow!! What a beautiful cake!" Said harry, "its just a cake.." snape whispered to hagrid, "I get the first slice!" Said Harry, but suddenly.. *POP* the top of the cake pop open and a naked-dumbledore popped out and SANG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG

"OOOOOH
HAPPY HOGWARTS BIRTHDAE
MAGIG WIZARD BIRTHDAY
FUN WIZARD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FUN FUN FUN FUN
MAGIC FLAVOR BIRTHDAE CAKE
WIZARD WISHES YOU WILL MAKE
HAPPEEE BIRTHDAY DANCE WITH EVERYONE
TWO THREE FOUR

BIRTHDAY MAGIC WAND
PARTY HAPPY BIRTHDAE
MAGIC WIZARD SCHOOL
MAGIC MAGIC EIZARD MAGIC PARTY

GRYFFINDORE.    PARTY MORE
HUFFLEPUFF.   WIZARD STUFF
RAVENCLAW.    HEYLL NAWH

PRETTY SURE THATS EVRYBODY
HAPPEE HOGWARTZ BIRTHDAE
WIZARD SCHOOL PARTY
CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOUTHSSS
HOGWARTZ LESSON NUMBER ONE
NEVER NOT BE HAVING FUN
CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOUTTHSSS

BA DUM TUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS————

Then, harry burst out with anger "Wait... that's the cake we're supposed to put in our mouths?!? ITS TAINTED!
FIRST, I had to miss insane nome possy (his favourite tv show), THEN, I had to talk directly TO Neville, AND NOW, the cake is tainted! LITERALLY TAINTED!! ALL BECAUSE OF THIS LAME BIRTHDAE PARTY!"
"*gasp* you think.. I'm lame.. harry?" Asked neville, "um, YEAH!" Shouted harry, "*GASP* BUT MY GRANDMOTHER—" neville got interrupted again, "—LAME! Look, neville, no one likes you.." Said harry, "it's true neville.. it's a fact." Said hermione, "even I look down on you.. ME!" Said Ron, "well, if that's how you really feel, then.. NEVILLE SELF-DESTRUCT" *BOOOOONMM* neville Said, and exploded... "*GASP* what the bloody hell was that?!" Asked hermione, "oooohh" Ron Said, shivering in fear... "I.. I didn't know that could happen.. can that happen..?" Said harry, also shivering in fear, "aaaawh students.. shame on you, he just wanted to be your friend, but you EXPLODED him.. shame on you..." said dumbledore, in disappointment, "oooh neville... I...I killed him.. he was  here.. and now he's just chunks— HES JUST CHUNKS! the power of words.. THE POWER—OF WORDS.... neville!!" Harry said in sorrow.. leaning down on Neville's chunks, face down, but then "emmmmm, *smacking lips* *pop pop pop* hmmm, it's not bad really, you should try this guys!" They all leaned down to the floor tasted his chunks "hmmmm" Said everyone "hmmm, a delicacy.." murmured harry..

A neville angel came to the screen
"It's what on the inside that counts.." *wink*

THE ENDDDDDDDD

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