Nutella wars

Preface from a future historian.

May was the sweetest month, it was then that the cocoa trees brought forth their riches crops. While it may not seem to us like much, one thousand years ago (back in 2465), nutella was the basis of that ancient civilization.

Not only that, but nutella is suspected to have been the driving force behind the rappid social and technological advancements which took place back then. We have managed to find and dechipher some ancient texts, and from what we've gathered this ancient  ''nutella'' had mystical abilities. Whenever it fell on someone's tongue it drove off anxiety, worries and anger.

With the help of nutella humans had built perfect societies, which no one ould have ever imagined possible. Sadly, like any other utopia this nutella based society was doomed to fail from the very start. By this point all historical accounts become bllury, but we supposed that one day for god knows what reaons, the manufacturing of nutella stopped.

It wasn't long before the few supermarket holders who had great amounts od merenda in storage became strict tyrants. By then the utopian society had transformed into a dystopic wastelands. Lofty cities which had once flourished with merenda and people now became destroyed. Small tyranical states popped up in the arid wastelands and the people who were once used to the lavish cities now lived in half broken shaks made partly by rocks and mud and partly by the broken pieces of the once beautiful futuristic houses ((basicaly something like mad max)).

After that we only have a few hints as to what end these people met. Its most propable that by time the nutella deposits dried up, and the  societies crumbled once again, while the few last survivors died silently and traceless sortly after.

I will not abstain from mentioning that there is an opposing theory, although it reads more like a  conspiracy than a proper scientific theory, it has managed to gather some traction within academoc circles so I might as well mention it.

Drawing from one or two artifacts some have sumrised, that this civilization did not go down as quitly as previously thought. On the contrary they claim that a war of epic proportion took place possibly over the last nutella packet. As for the conclusion of the war, we can only imagine....