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E,

        You freak me out.

I know you'd love to hear that because clearly that is your intention when interacting with people as you insinuated so yourself.

You words, not mine.

Like B, there's not really much to say about you except the fact that I find it adorable how you become fond of girls who are WAY too old for you like that one girl's sister who will probably be the next megastar and the other girl who abandoned you after you announced you had no job and also it's weird how you pulled the covers off your books and "ostentaciously" placed it on your head like it was some kind of glamorous designer hat and your friends, being the friends they are, copied you and it's super weird how you claimed you were rushed to the emergency room to get stitches on your naval after you consumed more cupcakes than you could count covered with plastic wraps and then bled uncontrollably, telling the story with gore and such graphic detail WHILE WE WERE EATING LUNCH.

Seriously?

But no hard feelings. Somehow I still love you as a person.

Sincerely,

Lauren

P.S.- Maybe I DO have a lot to say about B and you.

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