pat: *walks into room*
Pau: *painful sounding gasp* THE CHICKEN IS LOOOOOOSSSSEE
Tord: NOT THE CHICKEN
pat: what?
Tord: NO EXCUSES
pau: KILL THE CHICKEN
pat: what chicken??
Tord: *pulls out rubbed chicken* ANY FINAL WORDS, CHICKEN????
pat: W H A T???
tord: GOOD ENOUGH *beats pat with rubber chicken*
Pat: *loud earrape screech*
Pau: KILL IT BEFORE I GO DEAF
Tord: IM TRYING!!! BUT ITS IMMORTAL
pau: NOOOOO
pat: *magically becomes a giant rubber chicken* SQUAAA
pau: EEEEEE
tord: MY GIANT ROBOT HAS EVOLVED
pat and pau: wat?
Tord: I said nothing! *melts*
What was I thinking?
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what goes on in the red army
Fanfictionan eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book
