FACEBOOK! Oh no ITS AIZEN

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by X_Husky

by X_Husky

*Lord Aizen joined Facebook*
1(million) dislikes 20 likes. 5 comments.
Ichigo Kurosaki: go away Aizen or I'll hack you. (Rukia and 9998 others liked this.)
Aizen: Try it. Baka.
Ichigo: I will!
Captain Kuchiki: Morons. (Kenpachi liked this)
Aizen: I'm done with this conversation. I have to get my new plans to crush Ichigo.

*Aizen's STATUS*
AIZEN- I'm a hot pretty boy who sets my password to "thehottest" I like to lie to myself, that's why I make my password that. Also... IM GAY. -Ichigo. (110nillion liked this, 4 comments, 10 dislikes.)
Renji- Good one Ichigo!
Kenpachi- You might watch your back, Aizen might want to kill you now. But if he doesn't, THEN COME AND FACE ME!
Aizen- Ichigo you're so dead.
Kenpachi- NU UH HES MINE TO KILL BACK OFF OR I'LL SLICE YOU FIRST!
*head captain has joined FB*
(EVERYONE in the soul society likes this. Aizen and 23 more disliked this. 5 comments.)
Ikkaku- Let's go, old man!
Head captain- DON'T CALL ME OLD, BALDY!
Ikakku- *eye twitch*
Hitsugaya Toshiro- You actually joined?
head captain- only to watch you, numskulls, also I have manager rights, lemme ban Aizen and the others.
*Aizen was banned from FB, ALONG WITH; Kaname. Gin. And everyone on Aizen's side.* (everyone liked this, 2 comments)
Ichigo- thanks, head captain.
Head captain- *silent glare"
*Rukia posted on Byakuya's profile wall*
Rukia- brother, can I marry Ichigo on FB?
Byakuya- As long as its only on FB for fun! NO REAL RELATION WITH CARROT HEAD! (Ichigo liked this, Rukia disliked this.)
Rukia- fine it will only be FB relationship for fun. You're so mean!!

Byakuya- *long sigh*