An Absorbent Love Thriller

The discovery

**10 HOURS LATER***

Squidward-sama soon walked into Spongebob's pineapple under the sea to ask the absorbent yellow fellow if he had known where the lazy pink star, Pat-kun had gone. Once squidward got to the bedroom however, he wished he hadn't. He wished he hadn't taken every creaking steep up those stairs. He wished he never entered that God forsaken fruit. He wished he could un see what he had seen. He walked into Sponge-senpai's bedroom and lets out a gasp "Spongebob what have you done to Pat-kun" and there he lays on Spongebob's dirty floor , a dead, bruised remnant of what used to be a jovial, beautiful pink star. And spongebob simply said "He was being a bad noodle... I had to teach him a lesson with my KAY-ROT-TAY" a devilish smirk curled upon his cheeks "do I need to teach you a lesson... mr. Squidward?" Squidward looked terrified. "No please, no!" and he ran all the way to the Krusty Krab. As Squidward slams through the doors he crashes into the shiny candy red crab of a man. Eugene. "Why in such a panic when there's money to be made me' boy?" Noticing the fear in the pistachio colored squid's mahogany eyes. Squidward can barely spat the words out. "I- I've witnessed... a murder! Spongebob has killed Patrick!" It seems these words take Mr. Crabs into another world, until Squidward exclaims "what are we supposed to do?!". Eugene's eyes become shifty and sweat trickles down his brow. "Well let's not be to hasty. You don't know what you saw..." he says.  Squidward stares in awe. "I know exactly what I saw. It was a horror scene Crabs. We need to contact the police, Poseidon, someone!". Crabs grows visibly enraged. "Now listen here boy-o" he brings his pincher to Squidward's slender neck, staring daggers into his soul. "What are you doing Eugene!" Crabs covers the mouth of the young clarinet player. "Listen here, and listen good. Spongebob is the best fry cook this piss-poor establishment has ever seen, and he doesn't ask for much. I'm not going to let a little octo-pussy like yourself take my money maker away from me." His grip tightens on Squidward's neck. "Understand?" He growls. "Yes sir" Squidward whispers in a hoarse voice.