It was a cold night, snow was falling and the poor little tramp family were taking shelter inside a set of old fridges. Suddely, mumma tramp turnt to her family and said: "christmas approaches, we must travel to the YMCA to get our gifts!"
"But mummy" protested little tramp, "I don't like the village people!"
Mummy tramp laughed, "Not that 70's disco group! The big building downtown!" she explained, "now go wake your father and we will be off!"
So little tramp walked over to her fathers fridge, and pulled the door open. Father tramp was fast asleep with a bottle of whisky in his hand. Little tramp guessed he must be drunk, so she punched him in the goonies.
"OUCH!" screamed father tramp as he dropped the whisky and clutched his male parts.
"Just get in the trolley!" said mummy tramp unsympatheticaly as she loaded herself and little tramp into their stolen Tesco trolly. Father tramp firmly grasped the trolly as he took a big run up and jumped into the trolly.
The trolly glided with ease along the city's streets, almost hitting cars as it raced through the busy rush hour traffic, creating a perfect vantage point for the poor little tramp family to steal things out of the car windows.
"I have a toilet seat that plays eye of the tiger as you use it!" screamed father tramp.
"I have a odd pair of crocs!" screamed mother tramp.
"And i have a have a rape alarm that plays The Who-Who Are You when activated!" screamed little tramp.
Christmas eve approached and the poor little tramp family were still not at the YMCA, it seemed as if they would never arrive.
"We need to get some sleep, but there is no shelter!" explained mummy tramp.
"How about we crash in that bus stop?" asked father tramp.
"Okay, but we need to be up early tommorow morning though, so we can get to the YMCA in time" replied mummy tramp.
So the poor little tramp family spent the night in the old bus stop. But as they lay asleep, the snow turnt for the worse and turnt into a blizzard, and crushed the bus stop. But the poor little tramp family continued with their slumber, not even sturring! The snow broke through the roof and covered the poor little tramp family in a blanket of snow. Sadly, they all died of hypothermia because God was too lazy to find the snow switch inside his belly button, he was too busy pwning noobs at Just Dance 2.
