Seventeen texts

SVT as your older brother

S.coups

You: oppa!!! I need help for doing my assignments!!!! Itss ssooo hard!!
Coupsie oppa: Oppa is busy.....
You: JEBALLL.....!!
Coupsie oppa:ANI......Were practicing a new dance move for the new comeback..... And as the leader, Im responsible for almost everything.
You:BUT OPPA!!!
Coupsie oppa: Ani means ani. If u want then ask Eomma for that.
You: fine.......
Coupsie oppa: look......I'll make it up to u.....I'll buy u bubble tea after.
You: thanks oppa.....even tho u didn't want to go and help me with my assignment.
Coupsie oppa:I smell sarcasm in there......;)
You:yeah what evss
Coupsie oppa:hmmm.... K have to go now sis bai
You:bye oppa

Jeonghan

Jeonghan:Looks like you're having a hard time finishing your assignments.....
[You went log in]
You: How'd you know........? O-0
Jeonghan: Its called the power of a loving oppa thats loves his dongsaeng......(smile)
You:can u?
Jeonghan:I'd love to!!!! But u have to send the picture of the question....and wait hold on a minute... Whats the subject?
You: Algebra
Jeonghan:.......oh no.......my weaknesss............
You:..... What does that suppose to mean?
Jeonghan:........Im not good at Algebra.....
You:* Facepalms*
Jeonghan:Sorry sis. Gonna go bye.

Jisoos ma brotha
Jisoos:seriously?
You: yeah....IT SUITS YOU ANYWAY!!
Jisoos:okay.... Wut do you want?
You: oppa.....you're smart.....right?
Jisoos:hmp......I know right?*sassily flips hair*
You:...............kay......since you're SMART.......lets say I need to answer ALGEBRA. Maybe a SMART BROTHER could help along the way......*note the sarscam...*
Jisoos:...............................................................................BYE
(YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED)
The heck?!

Jun(all of these words are chinese,kay?)
Jun: Dongsaeng!!!! I need help!!
You: wow you're the first one to ask.........
Jun:wut? What does dat mean?
Jun:yeah.....you're fluent at......korean....right?
You:Yeah..........almost at everything.........*roll eyes like her bro*
Jun:Good..... Wut does this mean?시발연 존히!!!!
You:...............you need help bro.......
You:MOOOOORE help than I do......
Jun:.....k?

Naega Hosh
10:10:need help from your handsome bro?
You:..........bro.....shut the f*ck up.......All I need is a calculator....
10:10:oh.....I don't have THAT but......I have this:⏱ 😊
You:no..........thanks.......

EMO guy
Wonie: WUT THE HELL IS THIS NAME?
You:Won........u know u can off the capslock.....right?
Wonie:HOW?
You: Don't press the arrow
Wonie:YOU KNOWW WHAT?..........I GIVE UP
(Wonie has logged off)
You:Won...............I still needed something from u.....
You: YOU KNOW WUT?!...........I GIVE UP
You: wait....... Im just like my bro.......

Savage guitar guy who hits Mingyu
SmallOppa: .............I will smack you with my guitar........
You:awwwww oppa.............. I love u too.....
SmallOppa:ewwww..........germs......
You:..........I hate my bro....
SmallOppa:Ehem.....
You:Oh! Oppa!Didn't c u there! Its just that you're so.......'SMALL'!
SmallOppa:.......thats it
(SmallOppa had logged off)
You:Oh.......Oh.........savacracqbabrarsywksbsskssosixmxn
(You have been blocked)

Sunshine DK
DK:Hiiiiii
You:Fuuuuuuucck
DK:*gasps* you SAID A BAD WORD!!!!! IMMA TELL U TO EOMMA!!!!
You:*gasps* you SCREAMED!!!!!IMMA TELL YOU TO EOMMa!!!!!!!!!!!
DK:Tell it now
You:Algebra
DK:......*gasps* ALGEBRA!!!!!!!!!
You:.....*gasps*MATTTHH!!!!!!!!
DK:........stop
You:.......stop
(You both blocked and logged off)

The guy who knows everything
MingMing:haiii......sis...
You:help.
MingMing:in wut?
You:algebra
MingMing:(explains how )

B-boyer
XuMingMing: algebra?
You:nods
XuMingMing:ask namjoon.
(He had logged off)

Sungkwan
VernonsWife:.........
You:hi
VernonsWife:I like my name....
You:welcome.

Vernon
Englisheu:Wat the hell man?!
You:stop me with your english stuffs vernon
Englisheu: Im no algebra sis
You: useless

Chan
Dinosaur:algebra is a mathematical sentence that is represented in letters
You:...........thx
Dinosaur:welcome.