SnK Questions and Dares Book

~Hawaii-Chan (@olgali11)~

Jean: "This is boring..."

Smile-Chan: "Hold your Jeans!"

Jean: glares at Smile-Chan

Marco: giggles

Kawaii-Chan: "I got a dare!" smiles brightly

Eren: "You mean 'we'."

Kawaii-Chan: "No, me." Points to herself

Eren: "Oh wow... what is it?"

Kawaii-Chan: "I must change my name to Hawaii-Chan for a whole chapter!"

Everyone: Bursts into laughter

Hawaii-Chan: "What is so funny?"

Jean: "Oh nothing..."

Hawaii-Chan: "No, something is obviously funny!" glares at Jean and crosses arms

Smile-Chan: "You should wear a coconut bra and grass skirt with leis all over your neck, ankles, wrists, and head!"

Hawaii-Chan: "WHAT!?!?"

Armin: "Yeah, and make us a Hawaiian cook out with a fire show and some Hawaiian dancing and singing."

Eren: "You always brag about your little ukulele, why don't you play it for us?"

Hawaii-Chan: "Maybe I will!!!" storms off to the door

Jean: "Wrong way smart one..." smirks

Hawaii-Chan: "I knew that!" storms off in the other direction and slams the door behind her

half an hour later, Hawaii-Chan (Kawaii-Chan) returns to the room with the others wearing what Smile-Chan had suggested, and brought along her ukulele

Jean: "And she's back!"

Hawaii-Chan: "Shut up horse face, horses don't talk."

Marco: giggles

Eren: laughs

Jean: snarls at Hawaii-Chan

Hawaii-Chan: "I also brought along a little treat..." Gestures a hand to the door but nothing is there "Come out!" still nothing there "CORPORAL!!!!!!"

???: "Tch, fine you annoying little shit..."

Everyone: O_O bursts into laughter

Smile-Chan: "Oh Corporal!!!!"

Levi: enters the room wearing the same thing as Hawaii-Chan but carrying a silver platter with ham and pineapple and tropical drinks "Any of you laugh, and I will make you titan food..."

Everyone: stops laughing

Smile-Chan: speaks while trying not to laugh "How did you get Corporal to go along with it?!"

Hawaii-Chan: "Easy, I just made Captain Erwin shove him in a highchair that was too tall for him until he agreed to do it..."

Levi: "I told you to keep your mouth shut..." glares at Hawaii-Chan

Hawaii-Chan: "Oops..." shrugs

Eren: "Well? Where's our food and show?"

Hawaii-Chan: Lets out a sigh. "Levi, give them their food..." gets her ukulele ready "Alright... Aloha Oe is the only Hawaiian song I know so you're gonna listen to it and like it!" begins playing the ukulele while singing in Hawaiian.

Levi: gives everybody some food and a tropical drink. Once he is done he sets the platter down and stands next to Hawaii-Chan and just stares at her not knowing what to do. He then just starts doing wave like motions with his arms like they do at luaus.

Everyone: tries their best not to laugh

Hawaii-Chan: keeps playing the ukulele but stops singing "Levi, go get some sticks, start them on fire and juggle them..."

Levi: "You're kidding right? I can't even juggle you dumb ass."

Hawaii-Chan: "Fine, take my ukulele!" runs out of the room and returns with special sticks that were on fire and starts juggling them while Levi just strummed the ukulele not knowing what he was doing but also not caring "Ok, so um... can I be done now, this is getting hot..."

Eren: laughing so hard "Ok, ok, you two can stop!"

Hawaii-Chan: "Thank you!" Catches the stick and blows them out then takes a bow with Corporal Levi

Levi: "Tch, I'm changing..." leaves the room

Hawaii-Chan: "Alright, but come back or I will have Erwin leave you in your highchair!!!!"

Everyone: starts laughing

Hawaii-Chan: "I'm changing..." Leaves the room

Everyone: Is in tears from laughing so hard