Fujioka #2 (OHSHC Fanfic) [Under Construction]

Chapter 4

Outfit of the Day (OD): denim shorts, white v-neck, red scarf, and black slippers. It's a lazy day.

*Ep.5*

Haya's POV

"So are you going to sing today?" Ryu, my first customer asked, with a lightbulb. What the hell is with all these lightbulbs? I shook my head. "Hey Haya, I made you some cake, would you like some?" Nastu, my second customer, asked with a plate of cake. I nodded. I immediately grabbed it from his hand and tried it.

"Oishi!!" I said smiling while savoring the cake. "KAWAII..." They both mumbled as the stared at me. Soon they left and I waved by. Uh, too bad they left. My customer rate is average, it's like all the guys come all at the same time, but some days are just dust. Just like today. Uh..boring.

"Which one is Hikaru Game?!" I heared from behind me. I turned around seeing the twins with green hats, and of course, the fangirls. As they both talked about random stuffs, Haruhi passed by holding some other stuffs saying it was stupid. "I agree with Haruhi." I said standing up and walking towards them.

"Do you have a problem with it?" They both said in a unison. "No-" I said. "-we just don't get why you guys are so popular." Haruhi said finishing my sentence. "That's not very nice..." They both said with a blank face. "I'm disappointed in you both." Hikaru said. "Apparently you don't know the values of having a twin." Kaoru said.

"Um....Hello?" I said gesturing to me and Haruhi. "Yeah...um hello?" Haruhi said doing the same thing. "You guys have the brother x sister type of relationship. As for us we have the brother x brother relationship." Kaoru said. "Listen up, having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points blah blah blah---" once again I ignore them and just hug Haruhi from the back. It looks like a piggy-back ride but I'm taller and standing.

"HIKARU!!! KAORU!!!" Tamaki said rushing in like a chicken. "What?" They said. He started bursting with anger, and showed Haruhi shirtless. "Pecks?" I asked Haruhi who has turned very pale. "OR WHAT ABOUT THIS?" Tamaki said smashing his, or Kyoya's, laptop's keyboard.

The picture showed me wearing a bikini, showing off my really small B-Cups, or really big A-Cups. My jaw dropped as the picture showed me winking, and wearing a black bikini.

I fell straight on the ground, bit Kaoru's ankle. "OUCH!!!" He said flailing his leg, as I angrily bit down harder. As Hikaru blabbed about taking it seriously, I kept biting down on Kaoru's ankle.

"GET THIS SHE BEAST OFF ME!!!" He shouted kicking high in the air. I was pulled by....Mori-Senpai, and of course crossed my arms angrily. "Sick Batstards......." I mumbled as I went to the closet in the host club room with instruments. Let's see, guitar..no, banjo...no, harp...maybe, flute...YES!!!! I grabbed the metal flute and went outside coughing so everybody can get my attention. Apparently Haruhi was fighting over the twins about doing something with her apartment.

"Yo, Minna-San!" I shouted. Everyone looked at me and looked at the flute, ending up Tamaki blew up into fireworks. "Oh how exciting!!! Haya will perform for us today!!!" He said, the girls following by nodding. I stood back-up, hitting Tamaki on the head. "Just because I'm holding a flute doesn't mean I'm performing...." I said with a sarcastic tone.

"Really?" Tamaki said with anime tears. He actually fell for my sarcasm? What a little---you know what, I won't finish it. The girls, or customers, had the 'I swear we will all kill you right in front of everybody if you actually made Tama-chan cry.' glare. I just sweat dropped and shook my head.

"Tamaki....I'm joking." I said. He lit up once more and stared at me with sparkles, ooo sparkles!!! I began playing some of my old duet song with Miroku on the flute, Servant of Evil. Miroku is my old singing partner who I will explain about later.

As I played the flute, everyone except the twins and Haruhi, watched with awe and a smile. Memories flooded about me and Miroku. He is basically the boy version of me, to bad he is......STILL NOT TELLING YOU!!!

As I ended the song, everyone clapped and I thanked them. "Minna-San, I have important news." I said standing up. "My friend Mi--" I was cut off by a twin shouting.

"You like Haruhi don't you Hikaru!" Kaoru shouted at his brother. "What?!" I said, along with Tamaki, angrily. "You don't deserve Haruhi~~~" I was cut off by a certain Megane-kun using some duct tape.

"Mmph." I said as I was getting duct taped by Kyoya and Mori. "Quiet, it seems like Haruhi triggered something." Kyoya said, as he wrote in his notebook. I just watched as the twins insulted themselves, and I recorded it on my phone.

I removed the duct tape, and continued watching. Weird, their insults were pretty odd. As in, they were talking to fast I couldn't tell which insult was who's. Like Hikaru said Kaoru was horrible in Nihongo class, even though he speaks the language all the time.

Or is it Kaoru who said it to Hikaru?

But when Kaoru said Hikaru was bad at math, was it Hikaru saying it to Kaoru? Haya Fujioka, stop confusing yourself. This is getting stupid. And even more insults came out of their mouth holes.

"Shorty!"

"Dumbass!"

"Scatterbrain!!"

"Your Mama wears too much makeup!!"

"You both have the same mama, you freaking idiots." I said saying the idiot part with disappointment. Those were good insults, but really? Your mama wears too much makeup is just plain awkward since you share the same mother.

"THAT'S IT, WE'RE THROUGH!" They both before walking out on everyone. I looked to Haruhi with a confused expression. I gave her the 'What did you do?' Look, but she just shrugged her shoulders.

This will be some eventful week......（−＿−；）