A Lot Can Change In A Few Years (PHAN)

It's time for Phil's emo ass to retire

The year is 2030

"DAN!!" Phil yelled from the kitchen

"What Phil?"

"MY LIFE ALERT WON'T STOP GOING OFF"

"That's the mic-ro-wave"

"Oh.." Phil said as he used his Walmart® disability scooter to skidoodle his way to Dan

"Handy thing, this!" Said Phil

"Phil I told you we can't keep it that's stealing...... All though it's stealing from a heartless cooperation so I guess it's fine #staywoke"

"Shouldn't you be over the whole "#staywoke" thing by now?"

"SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN A BOX FLOATIN DOWN THE RIVER GRANDPA"

"........."

"..... Hey Phil"

"Yes?"

"Your mum"

-And just like my dad Phil is out the door-

Phil rides his scooter out of their 122425527890 Bitcoin (about 300 for rent) house and goes out into the busy streets of Atlanta Georgia

The first place he stops is a Wendy's drive thru. Both him and Dan where really excited to move to America as soon as they heard that, if you where persistent enough, you could use a scooter to go through the drive thru. But only the Wendy's and McDonald's 

"Uhhhhhh.... Caniget uhh muh fucin uhhh"

Phil knew what he wanted but he understood that this was the formal way to start an order

He ordered his food and drove up to pay

"Hello sir would you like the senior discount?"

"No thanks, here's one Bitcoin"
Phil wasn't worried because he knew that the Bitcoin would devalue or explode within 25 minutes

"I'm sorry sir, but we don't take.. uhm.. monkey Joe's tokens..?"

Phil was flabbergasted. How could this be?
Sad and disappointed that he didn't get his tendies he skooted home to Danny boye, who was waiting at the door

"How did you know that I'd be back?"

"Because Phil, we do this everyday"

"What?"

"You pretend that you're leaving, go to Wendy's and try to pay with monkey Joe's tokens and come back."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because Phil, it's all part of..."

"The game"

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