Cas: Sam, there is something we need to discuss.
Sam: Uh, yeah, Cas?
Cas: I...I...*looking for the right words*
Sam: You..?
Cas: I wish to fornicate with your sibling. If I may.*clears throat* with you're blessings, of course.
Sam: ...
Cas: ...
Sam: *exhalesss* uhh, I uh, I cant do that..Im sorry.
Cas: *flabbergasted* Why not?
Sam: Because well I uh... because I "wish to fornicate" with Dean...uh as well...so...
Cas: ....This is an issue.
Sam: uh, yeah. I know.
Cas: .......
Sam: .......
Cas: Well. *ahem* *stands straight* There is only one way to settle this then.
Sam: Oh...uh and..and whats that, Cas?
Cas: *walks up to Sam like a cat with its tail in the air* *like hes sexy and he knows it* Like this. *kisses Sam, like that perfect fanfic kiss*
Sam: *FLABBERGASTED* *likES IT THO??* *Oh. ohhh. ooo. mmm*
Sam and Cas: *make out*
*some moments later*
Sam and Cas: *fornicate*
Sam: *panting* Forget Dean.
Cas: *nods* *panting* mhm. forget him..
*later in pillow talk*
Cas: I love you, Sam.
Sam: ....I love you too, Cas..
Dean: *in other room* *crying*
Us: *the fuck is this*
I'm sorry I came back with such trash. Forgive me.
