SnK Questions and Dares Book

~Christmas in Summer (@CaseyGodwin)~

Kawaii-Chan: Returns in her usual Survey Corps uniform. "Alright, let's get down to business."

Smile-Chan: "To defeat the Huns!"

Kawaii-Chan: Points at Smile-Chan. "I see what you did there!"

Smile-Chan and Kawaii-Chan: Laugh.

Jean: "Alright, did we get any dares or questions?"

Kawaii-Chan: "Oh, right!" Whistles with her two fingers.

???: Enters the room.

Everyone but Kawaii-Chan: "Annie..."

Annie: Glares at everyone.

Jean: "So that's it? We just add Annie to the group?"

Eren: "There must be more."

Kawaii-Chan: "No... We also have to decorate this room for Christmas!"

Armin: "But it's the beginning of summer. Christmas isn't for six more months."

Kawaii-Chan: "Haven't you ever heard of 'Christmas in June'?"

Jean: "It's 'Christmas in July' smart one."

Kawaii-Chan: "Shuddahp..." Glares at Jean.

Jean: Rolls his eyes.

Kawaii-Chan: "Alright, everyone! Get the Christmas decorations out and decorate this room for Christmas!"

Everyone: Leaves the room, puts on ugly sweaters (TRADITION!!!), gets out milk and cookies and eggnog, gets out the decorations and come back with boxes and start to decorate the room.

About an hour later, everyone is finished decorating and notice Marco and Kawaii-Chan isn't around.

Mikasa: "Where is Kawaii-Chan?"

Jean: "And Marco?"

Eren: "Yeah those two are gone missing!" Comes down from a latter that was used to help decorate the Christmas tree.

Kawaii-Chan: "I'm right here!" Enters the room wearing a Christmas version of the Survey Corps uniform. (Red coat, green sash around the waist, instead of the wings of freedom there are two candy canes crossing each other, and giant candy canes instead of swords for 3-D gear)

Jean: "Yeah, but where's Marco?"

Kawaii-Chan: "Right!" Whistles

Marco: "Happy birthday to me!" Enters the room dressed in a robe, sash, and sandals like Jesus and has a halo and the wings of freedom as wings on his back.

Jean: M-Marco... What the?

Marco: "I'm Freckled Jesus!"

Smile-Chan: "Yeah Jean, gosh... Couldn't you tell?"

Jean: Rolls his eyes.

Kawaii-Chan: "Wait, there's more!" Claps hands.

???, ???, and ???: Enter the room.

Everyone: bursts into laughter.

Kawaii-Chan: "I present to you Santa Clause, Rudolph, and Santa's little elf helper named Levi!" Gestures to Erwin (Santa Clause), Hanji (Rudolph), and Levi (the elf).

Smile-Chan: "Oh my god..."

Erwin: "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!" Hands out gifts. (Spoiler alert! They're boxes of candy canes!)

Levi: Throws confetti everywhere. "Tch, I hate my freaking life."

Kawaii-Chan: "Sucks to be you!" Hits Levi in the head with a giant candy cane.

Levi: Growls.

Kawaii-Chan: "Alright everyone! Let's celebrate!"

Everyone: Talks, eats, and drinks.

Kawaii-Chan: Pulls Smile-Chan out of the room for a minute.

Smile-Chan: "What do you want Kawaii-Chan?"

Kawaii-Chan: "We need to catch Eren and Annie underneath the mistletoe!" Smiles.

Smile-Chan: Evil smile. "Yes..."

Kawaii-Chan: Pulls out a large stick with mistletoe hanging on the end. "Let's do this!"

Both: Enter the room again.

Smile-Chan: Grabs Eren and Annie and pulls them into a corner.

Kawaii-Chan: Hides in the Christmas tree and holds out the mistletoe in between the two while Smile-Chan holds a camera and hides too.

Annie: Looks up at the mistletoe. "Is that mistletoe?"

Eren: Gulps. "Y-Yeah..."

Annie: Sighs. "Wow..."

Eren: ...

Annie: Glares at Eren and kisses him on the cheek when Smile-Chan snaps a picture.

Smile-Chan: "Got it!"

Annie and Eren: Blush as they look at Smile-Chan.

Smile-Chan: "Shit!"

Kawaii-Chan: "We've been spotted!"

Smile-Chan: "Run!"

Smile-Chan and Kawaii-Chan: Try to run away, but trip and fall. Both scream, get up and run out of the room.

Eren: "Let's never speak of this..."

Annie: "Agreed..."

Both: go there separate ways.