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The Ninja Get Hangry

Alright, so this fic was requested by my internet writing bestie Rainbowaly03. It will have some inside jokes or references that may confuse you, so don't worry about that. Rain asked for it xD. Hope you enjoy! Also, this fic takes place after Episode 74, but long before Episode 75.

"Take this!" Jay exclaimed as he ignited lightning in his hand, firing it at Kai, who narrowly dodged it before landing Jay straight in the chest with a fireball. "Hey!"

Kai snickered, removing his ninja hood. "You were trying to do the exact sane thing to me, Bluejay. I don't wanna hear it."

"In battle, your enemies won't care whether or not everything is 'fair.''" Lloyd added, sheathing away his katana.

"Well, I'm hungry, and anything beats sitting around here training. I say we get NFC!" Jay exclaimed, waving his hands in the air. "I have a huge chicken craving!"

"Jay, we've gone out to eat way too many times," Lloyd groaned. "We need to actually spend a meal or two at home for once. Just like the good old days. Y'know? Like before we became famous and had enough money to eat out for every single meal a day?"

"For instance," Zane added, "When we were training Lloyd for the Final Battle, and we had go get jobs to pay the rent."

"Don't even mention that ever again," Kai facepalmed with a long groan, memories flooding his mind of those days when he would go be the human piñata at birthday parties. He hated that job...

"Lloyd and Zane are right, Jay," Cole chuckled. "There's bound to be something in the fridge." He started walking to the kitchen, gesturing for the others to follow him.

"I'll be glad to at least enjoy a bag of potato chips," Nya yawned, walking over to a pantry. She opened it, and groaned in desperation as she realized by the empty cabinet that the chips were gone. "Ugh, we're all out!"

Calling from another pantry, Zane added, "We are also out of any cereal. And milk. And deli meat. And yogurt. And vegetables. And fruit. And-"

"-AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS TEMPLE!" Jay finished for him, in full rage mode.

"And who's fault is that for not going grocery shopping last weekend, Jay," Cole shot back, hitting Jay upside the head. "You keep shrugging off your responsibilities!"

"That would be correct," Zane confirmed, going through data records on his interface. "It was, in fact, Jay's turn to get the groceries, but he spent all last week in the living room playing video games!"

"You can't blame a guy for forgetting to get the groceries!" Jay groaned. "Besides, we can't be completely out of food."

"Well..." Nya sighed, pulling out two jars from the fridge. "We have peanut butter," she held up the first one, "and jelly." She held up the other. "But nothing else. Isn't that convenient."

"Actually," Lloyd started, pulling out a fresh load of bread from the bread box. "We still have a whole loaf."

Kai squinted at the wrapped bundle and folded his arms at his chest. "And how is that supposed to feed all of us? How slices of bread are in that loaf?"

Lloyd glanced at the label for a moment before responding, "12."

Jay blinked. "Well, isn't that convenient!"

"No, Jay," Zane corrected. "We still have three more residents in this house. 12 slices of bread is not going to make 9 full sandwiches."

"Yeah, Jay," Nya added. "My parents are still here, and obviously Misako is as well."

"Psh, they probably aren't even hungry," Jay laughed.

"Lloyd, sweetie?" Misako's voice called from the other room. "Can you make Ray, Maya, and I something to eat, please?"