There once was a Grapefruit named Grapefruit Fruit, her mum was called Kaetie and dad was called Frankesca or Frank for short! Ever since Grapefruit was a unripe little fruit she always ate chocolate and beans in a microwave, this was her favourite food even though it is bad for a Grapefruit to eat chocolate, beans or microwaves. When Grapefruit was two years old her mother and father told her the story of why she is a grapefruit not a human like they are, it went like this...
Once Upon A Time Frank and Kaetie were shopping and they came across a packet of grapes which said THESE GRAPES WILL MAKE YOU A PARENT so being so dumb as Frank and Kaetie are they bought the apparently labour inducing grapes. Later Kaetie ate the grapes and then f****d Frank. On that day the only thing they had eaten was a bar of chocolate, some beans and the grapes. The same day another strange thing had happened to kaetie... Kaetie had been visiting the national zoo when a CHINEESE POLAR BEAR jumped out at her and spoke in english "F***ING GIVE BIRTH TO A F***ING GRAPEFRUIT OR I'LL PUT YOUR BUTT UP A CHIMNEY" Kaetie was so shocked that she span around and bit a random microwave in the zoo. On the cage of the polar bear it said THIS BEAR SPEAKS ONLY THE TRUTH when Kaetie read this she was shocked! The grapes had made labour way quicker so in 2 months Grapefruit was born and all the midwives loved her!
This story had always made her happy to be a grapefruit until she was 7 years old when a girl named Denise Gokwan bullied her because she was a grapefruit she would chant "You are small, You are round, this is why everyone wants to give you a pound...in the face" then giggle with her best friends Reyheen Queerson and Itzac Smelton. She would do things like this everyday until she did something even worse which was...
Play tennis with Grapefruit, this may not sound so bad but Grapefruit didn't have any hands so the ball just kept on hitting her over and over in the face until Denise got bored and started playing tennis against Reyheen and Itzac using Grapefruit as the ball. You can not even imagine what it is like bouncing from one place to another every two seconds and with the pain of a foe smashing your poor little face over and over and laughing like a maniac!
Grapefruit had a boring sad life from then on until she was 20 our story will continue from then!
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Life of a Grapefruit
РазноеThe first short story in the tale of Grapefruit Fruit and her family
