Tano helped me write this btw. ily gurl.
Chapter 1:
Once Upon a different time.
Chapter 2:
There was once a bootyful man named Honourable Father and he carried around his Lethegg. Big Papa Churro wondered whether he'll have a grandaughter or grandson, though Tano, his waifu, could care less. She only had one thing in mind. Omelette du fromage. Jesse woke up from his hobbity hole and killed Menma with a chainsaw and Menma was like,
"Oh no! Now I will never tell Lethegg how much I love him." and Jesse was like,
"Oh no, I pooped myself!" Kiba popped out of Jesse's buttpocket and said,
"d00d, das nast."
Chapter 3:
H. Father started walking through the woods, singing
"Do-a-did-a-diddy dum-diddy-- Oh poo!" and behold, there lied Jesse's dirty pantaloons and a dead Menma.
Chapter 4:
Tano and Jesse got in a HUGE fight over the last fried chicken leg, but Big Papa Churro came in and shouted out,
"Hey! That's my peg leg!" Snatching it from Kiba's uterous, he twisted his greasy, prostetic leg on. Big Papa grabbed Tano with his Huggies diapers, blasting off to Cloud City in the troposphere.
Chapter 5:
Kiba was rushed to the ER. All the doctors were dogs. They replaced his uterous with kittens. Jesse bursted through the window and stabbed the head kahuna with a short blade as Gekido's children rained down from the sky.
Chapter 6:
Honourable Father panicked because Lethegg was alone and cold in the rain. Lethegg was missing from its nest! H. Father was doing a bad job of being a bird because he forgot to put a floor in the nest!
TO BE CONTINUED....
