1. Hide some weed (Put a joint somewhere you won't find it for a week or so.. you'll thank us later.)
2. contimplate how to take over the world
3. Play air guitar like a boss
4. BUY MORE WEED.
5. I forgot
6. Try watch the Jetsons and wonder why the world never turned out like thatto light a joint with a magnifying glass.
7. Set stuff on fire.
8. bake while your baked
9. Terrorize an all-you-can-eat restaurant
10.Fight the powers that be
11.Run away and join the circus
12.Have a threesome
13.Respect your elders
14.Spin around in circles until your dizzy
15.Video games.....enough said..
16.Catch ALL the pokemon..
17.Go back to school you fucking bum
18.Run for your life
19.Wake and Bake
20.Dread Your Hair
21.Win a Staring Contest
22.Live Your Dreams for 30 minutes
23. Look on the Bright Side
24.Kick ass and take names
25.Play Dominoes with an old man.
26.Hug a Tree
27.Build a Gravity Bong (heh heh heh >_>)
28.Go to a job interview
29.Philosophize
30.Get lost.
31.Get found.
32.Overthrow The Government
33.Watch a Nature Documentary
34.Perform a Rain Dance
35.Get you pets high
36.Rethink Your Basic Assumptions
37.Jack off
38.Play an instrument if you can.. it'll probably sound shitty either way..
39.Go trick or treating.
40.Hug a black man
41.Hug a white man
42.hug an old man
43.Jump off things
44.take a shower you probaby stink
45.Choke your chicken
46.Flog your dolphin
47.Watch 70s show
48.Hotbox something
49.Be a bad influence
50.Mix weed with alchohol (I WANT YOU TO SUFFER)
52.Laugh at cops
53.Cover yourself in warm laundry
54.Cover your cat in warm laundry
55.Cover a family member in warm laundry
56.Smoke with siblings.
57.If you don't have them, smoke untill you're convinced you have them.
58.role around the floor for a bit
59.Chase small animals
60.chase small children
61.converse with the elderly
62.smoke a blunt with an old guy
63.smoke another blunt
64.poke your sober friends
65.watch chich and chong
66.buy new underwear
67.tell people about it
68.dance in your new underwear
69.Watch a Lava Lamp
70.Watch Jackass
71.Sniff an Olbas inhaler
72.Try to remember what ur laughing at
73.enjoy a fine cup of tea
74.Kick things
75.Get a tattoo.
76.hit someone with a stick
77.Get arrested
78.Then sing about picking cotton and meeting jesus
79.sleep with your guitar
78.laugh at the people who don't know how to count
79. Start smoking again.
78. Think of more stuff for this list because we're too lazy now...
